Sunday, February 28, 2016
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Words from Wyvern and Omega
Normally,
we would get some comments from the participants in both title
matches tomorrow, but since we don't know who will challenge Hassan
for the AWL IC Title, there's really no point. But luckily enough we
have another title match to
promote. First, speaking for the challenger, Bullet Club leader
Kenny Omega:
Listen
up losers, the champ is talking!
And that's what Bullet Club
is, champions. Between AWL, New Japan, and
the NWA we're talking about 7
freaking belts right now! IWGP Intercontinental, NEVER 6-Man, NWA
World Women's, and AWL Tag
Team Championships. And that's not even counting the dozens of
titles we've won in little indy promotions around the world looking
to cash in on the BC mojo. Tomorrow that count goes up to number
eight
baby. The big prize, the AWL Grand Championship, is coming to the
big man. After that, I think
we need to complete the set. So that [racial slur deleted] Hassan
better watch his back.
Bullet Club is an unstoppable force. Bullet Club is the biggest
thing in pro wrestling, and we're not slowing down ANY...time...soon.
And
now, the young dragon, Wyvern:
Bad Luck Fale. You think that
just because your bigger than me that you're just going to walk into
the AWL ring and take my title from me? Are you really that stupid?
I don't think so. I've been fighting bigger men my whole life. Do
you know why I called myself Wyvern? Why I use that name instead of
"Dragon II" or something? Because a wyvern, while smaller
than a dragon, stands on it's own two feet. And when you and I stand
across from each other in that ring tomorrow we will be even. Two
men fighting for glory and honor.
Yes,
my mentor will be at my side. But he's only there to keep your
friends from pulling their Gaijin Tactics or whatever you call it. I
don't care how tall you are, I will fly higher. I don't care how
strong you are, my fire is stronger. I don't care how many friends
you have, I am the AWL Grand Champion and I welcome the challenge.
See
you tomorrow for the Grand Championship Match.
Friday, February 26, 2016
Full Card for AWL 163.
The
AWL Commissioner has announced two more matches for AWL 163 meaning
that we now have the full card for the event:
AWL 163
Main Event:
Wyvern (C) vs. Bad Luck Fale
(#1)
AWL Grand Championship Match
2nd Title Defense
Hassan (C) vs. ????
AWL Intercontinental
Championship Match
2nd Title Defense of 5
Sammy Nix vs. Lee Masters
AWL Intercontinental #1
Contender's Match
Wolf (#3) vs. Wonder Kid (#2)
Rank on the Line
Jack Butcher vs. Mr. Smiles
So we have two title matches, two
contender's matches, and a crazy Australian. What more can you ask
of a wrestling show?
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Double main event!
I
think we can safely say that, after an incredible title match last Sunday at AWL 162, the AWL Intercontinental Championship is here to
stay! I can personally report that the AWL Commissioner is over the
moon at how well the match between Hassan and Yamada Jiro went last
weekend. In fact, he's so
happy that he's decided that the next IC Title Match will be...Next
weekend!!
On
it's face, this may not seem fair. Hassan just wrestled one hell of
a match and whoever gets placed in the title match won't have earned
it. All fair points, but that's why the AWL Commissioner has come up
with not one, but two matches for AWL 163.
Hassan (C) vs. ????
AWL Intercontinental
Championship Match
2nd Title Defense of 5
Sammy Nix vs. Lee Masters
AWL Intercontinental #1
Contender's Match
That's
right, The New Classics will have to fight each other
one on one. That has only happened once before and it was way back
in Season 1. It's only
happening again because both men happen to be at about the same place
in the overall win-loss rankings.
Sammy Nix came out the winner at that time, but both men are several
years older and hopefully wiser. Anything could happen at AWL 163.
Also, we are going to have a rare
"double main event" as not only will the IC title be
defended, but the AWL Grand Championship will be defended as well:
Wyvern (C) vs. Bad Luck Fale
(#1)
AWL Grand Championship Match
2nd Title Defense
There is no shortage of monsters
in the AWL Best 4 right now, so Wyvern has his work cut out for him.
But the first undefeated AWL Champion has all the tools he needs to
take down The Underboss of Bullet Club. His only weakness is his
inexperience and with Dragon by his side, I don't see that being a
problem.
However,
the NEW IWGP Intercontinental Champion/NEVER
Open Weight 6-Man Tag Champion,
Kenny Omega will be at AWL 163 in his role as Bullet Club's leader.
I smell trouble. Will the
retired Dragon be enough of an equalizer against the a man in the
prime of his career? We'll all find out this Sunday.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Three matches, two promos, and a pizza place.
3 new matches announced today
means that we now have a full card for AWL 162:
Hassan (C) vs. Yamada Jiro
AWL Intercontinental Championship Match
1st of 5 Title Defenses
Kenny Omega vs.
Project 鉄 vs.
Tiger Mask II vs.
Jack Butcher vs. Wrestler X
vs. American Beetle
6-Man Scramble Match
Fight for 4
The Strike Warriors &
DOOMBUNNY vs. The Augments (ウサギKick,
技Breaker,
& X)
Trios Match
That X concerns me. As most of
you know, in Japanese wrestling an X means a mystery wrestler. But
in this case it also means a new Augment will make its debut. What
new monstrosity will Dr. Jigoku wheel out of his lab? I'm not sure I
want to find out.
RUZAI (0) (THUGLIFE田中健一&
Bruce Hoyt) vs. The New Classics (2)
Points in Play
The New Classics are the only
team remaining with 2 Points. With the clock still ticking on Karl
Anderson, this is a must win match for not only Lee Masters and Sammy
Nix, but the AWL as a whole.
Bad Luck Fale (#1) in Action
And now, in accordance with AWL
tradition, we open the floor to the champion and challenger in this
week's title match. It's the first ever AWL IC Title match and it's
the old rivals Hassan and Yamada Jiro. First, the challenger:
山田二郎 (Translated
from Japanese):
The AWL Commissioner has made the
correct decision. However, I should not have wrestled that foreign
menace Kid Canada last week. Why does he wear a mask anyway? He's
probably a criminal just like the rest of them. The police should to
look into it.
Now the future is looking bright
for Japan. A Japanese wrestler is rocketing up the ranks of Sumo,
Japanese are dominating sports all around the world, and in just a
few years the whole world will come to Japan to see what true athletes, warriors, and men really look like. As Japan takes its
rightful place in the world of sports, I will take my rightful place
as AWL Zenkoku Champion! That American only looked like he won at
AWL 160 and now he will be shown as the cheater that he is.
(Editors note: Hassan did NOT
cheat at AWL 160, the video shows that clear as day. Also, the
Zenkoku Championship is NOT recognized by the AWL and will NOT be on
the line this Sunday.)
Hassan:
OK, I am getting reeally sick and
tired of this guy. I spent all of last season beating his ass up and
down the card and at AWL 160 he tapped out to me. He has nothing, he
is nothing, he will be NOTHING! Yeah, he has a title match at AWL
162. Yeah, he's the guy I beat to win the title so it makes sense
that he's in the conversation. But Commissioner, with all due
respect: This. Is. It! Sunday he's getting a Paradigm Shift and
going down 1, 2, 3! At which point, we are done. I never want to
see that lying, racist, piece of trash in the ring with me again and
CERTAINLY not for the AWL Intercontinental Championship. We clear?
Thursday, February 18, 2016
And now the names!
I told you I'd get you those
names! The following 6 AWL Wrestlers will compete in this weekend's
6-Man Scramble Match for the honor of joining the best 4:
Kenny Omega vs.
Project 鉄 vs.
Tiger Mask II vs.
Jack Butcher vs. Wrestler X
vs. American Beetle
6-Man Scramble Match
Fight for 4
Some very interesting names here.
This will be Kenny Omega's first AWL match since becoming the new
leader of Bullet Club (to say nothing of being the NEW IWGP
Intercontinental Champion/to say nothing of his first match since
failing to capture the IWGP Intercontinental Championship). Not only
will the rest of Bullet Club be watching and evaluating their new
leader, but the powers that be in New Japan Pro Wrestling will be
paying very close attention to this match.
Project 鉄 is
coming off of a big win at National Pro Wrestling Day and after his
tag team lost last week, I can only assume Dr. Jigoku will accept
nothing less than victory and a future chance at the AWL Grand
Championship.
Tiger Mask II is coming off of a
loss at NPWD. As for how he made it into this match? I'm not sure,
but with Prince Puma resuming his duties at The Temple, I imagine the
heir to the tiger style is looking to gain a foothold in singles
combat.
This will be Jack Butcher's first
match since the New Year's Tournament, where he made it into the
second round before losing to Wolf. But the big story with Jack
Butcher is his new look. After spending all of Season 8 in voluntary
exile (apparently in the Australian outback) he has returned more
violent and blood thirsty than ever.
Not sure what Wrestler X is doing
here, but the AWL Commissioner has been known to throw the odd wild
card into these kind of matches and the Master of All Styles is the
ultimate wild card. For those of you who may not be familiar with
Wrestler X, he has the uncanny ability to duplicate the entire move
set of anyone he's in the ring with. The problem is that he can only
copy one wrestler at a time, so which of his 5 opponents will he
choose?
Lastly, American Beetle. Under
the new rules for multiman matches, there is a possibility of a
single wrestler picking up 5 falls and therefore 5 victories in one
match. A rare opportunity. American Beetle is currently dead last
in the AWL Win-Loss Rankings so this may be an pity move by the AWL
Commissioner. But if American Beetle pulls off the final victory
here, that may place him indirect conflict with his tag team partner
Hassan at some point in the future.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Title match and scramble match
As I always seem to do on the
first news post of the week, let's make a couple of things official.
First the main event for next
week:
Hassan (C) vs. Yamada Jiro
AWL Intercontinental Championship Match
1st of 5 Title Defenses
Next, the AWL Best 4:
1. Bad Luck Fale
2. Wonder Kid
3. Wolf
4. ????
Obviously there's an empty space
here and that can not be allowed. So at AWL 162, the AWL
Commissioner has booked a 6-Man Scramble Match which will serve as a
Fight for 4.
For those haven't seen an AWL
Scramble Match before, the rules are as follows:
1. 6 wrestlers compete at once.
All are legal at all times.
2. 5 falls to a finish. The last
man standing is declared the winner.
3. 10 minute time limit. If that
doesn't sound like a lot of time, that's because it isn't. Hence the
"Scramble" in Scramble Match.
4. Each pin counts as a win or a
loss as far as the AWL Win-Loss Records are concerned.
5. In the (likely) event the time
limit expires with more than one wrestler remaining, the wrestler who
has won the highest number of falls is declared the winner on points.
(Source: AWL Rule Book)
The names of the six participants
will be announced some time this week so be sure to check back here
daily for all the news of the Animated Wrestling League.
Sunday, February 14, 2016
Friday, February 12, 2016
Match card, promos, and a big thank you.
Before
we begin today's news post, on behalf of myself and everyone here at
the Animated Wrestling League (which is pretty much just me), I would
like to take a moment to acknowledge and thank Daniel Bryan AKA Bryan
Danielson who announced his retirement from professional wrestling
earlier this week.
To
say that The American Dragon changed professional wrestling is an
understatement. Not only was he a leader of a class of independent
wrestlers (Alongside the likes of CM Punk, Samoa Joe, and Nigel
McGuinness) that showed the world that work rate and storytelling
ability could trump steroid riddled muscularity in terms of drawing
power and entertainment value. He spent his entire career proving
that not only does the W outweigh the E, but the W IS the E. As
Sami Zayn said on twitter, without Daniel Bryan, most of the top NXT
talent would never have been hired. Men like Zayn, Finn Balor, Hideo
Itami, Kalisto, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Kevin Owens, and A.J.
Styles would not be where or who they are today.
Throughout
his career, Bryan took seemingly ridiculous material and made it work
(The sign of a great performer). From odd music choices like Final
Countdown and Flight of the Valkyries, to reminding the referee "I
have till FIVE," to declaring in the face of all English grammar
"I am the tag team champions," to making two of the most
common words in the English language into the most over catchphrases
of a generation. Everything this man touched turned to gold.
While
I wish WWE had had the wisdom of ages gone by and had let the fans
decide who they should push, I'm overjoyed that Daniel Bryan got to
stand in the ring victorious at Wrestlemania 30. It was a victory
not only for him, but for all wrestling fans.
Bryan
may be gone, but his career will never be forgotten. Hopefully WWE
will find a way to use him and his special connection with wrestling
fans going forward.
Now
on to the news:
The
full match card for AWL 161 has been revealed:
AWL
161:
Main
Event
Bullet
Club (C) vs. The All Americans (3)
AWL
World Tag Team Championship Match
Kid
Canada vs. 山田二郎
Intercontinental
#1 Contender's Match
The
Strike Warriors (0) vs. The Augments (2)
Points
in Play
Wyvern
vs. Bruce Hoyt
Non-Title
Match
Now, as per AWL tradition, we
open the floor to both champions and challengers in theis weekend's
tag team championship match. First, the champions:
Karl
Anderson:
The
bug man and the...well, you know? No, not a change in hell. Now
those cat guys, they may have stood a chance against us. Not much of
a chance, but a chance. WWE may have signed off on me "fulfilling
my obligations" or whatever, but there's only so long before
they want me either on the road or at NXT. This
belt is going to look so good on my wall. Or maybe I'll take it to
Monday Night Raw and toss it in the garbage. Nah, who am I kidding?
That'd probably only make it to Superstars.
You got anything to say big
man?
Bad
Luck Fale:
Wyvern, don't let those RUZAI losers distract you. You and me got a
date with destiny. Keep my belt polished for me.
And now the challengers:
Hassan:
The next 20 AWL events are going to make or break my career. Last
season I put so much of myself into establishing my AWL IC Title,
that I frankly neglected my tag partner and our team. But
with the 2 points we picked up at the Tag Matsuri and the point we
got back home in the good old USA, we're ready to take the gold and
I'm ready to become a double champion!
American
Beetle:
It's an election year in America. A time when the power of democracy
flows through me and brings me to the peak of my powers! The
speeches, the debates, the people participating in the single
greatest system of government in the world...OH MAN! It makes me
feel like I could take on the entire roster myself!! Those Bullet
Club disgraces won't know what hit them...in
America!
Hassan:
Bro, the match is in the Arena. You know...in Japan.
American
Beetle:
I DON'T CARE!!! AMERICA!!!!!!!
It's going to be an interesting
show. See you Sunday morning Japan time for AWL 161!
Thursday, February 11, 2016
#1 Contender's match
The
final match for AWL 161 has been announced and it is a #1 contender's
match:
Kid
Canada vs. 山田二郎 (Yamada
Jiro)
Winner
faces Hassan next week for the AWL Intercontinental Championship
Not much else to say really.
I'll be back tomorrow with the full card and interviews with both
Bullet Club and the All Americans ahead of their tag team title match
on Sunday.
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
New match announced
The
AWL Commissioner has made another match for this weekend's AWL 161.
As I said yesterday, there's no way on earth that Tanaka Kenichi is
getting a rematch with Wyvern. But the Commissioner seems to think
that if RUZAI want to fight so badly, let them fight!
Wyvern
(C) vs. "The Boxing Bastard" Bruce Hoyt
Non-Title
Match
This will be Bruce Hoyt's first
wrestling match in over 2 years, since AWL 80. He'd better hope for
his sake that he's managed to work off all the ring rust. With RUZAI
no doubt involved, you can bet Dragon will be in the corner of his
young champion.
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Tanaka Kenichi never paid attention in English class.
A
grand tradition continues. We here at AWL HQ have received the first official comment from an AWL Wrestler of Season 9. And who'd have
guessed? It's Tanaka Kenichi along with RUZAI members Bruce Hoyt and
Maglubiyet Jr.:
Tanaka: Wyvern!
You is a little doy! You is don't AWL Champion! You is lucky! I
am champion! I like rematch!!
Bruce
Hoyt: Hang on boss, I've got
this. Look, you know you winning the title was a fluke. We know you
winning the title was a fluke. So how about you man up and give my
boy Kenichi here a fair rematch. Screw Bullet Club. They ain't even
real AWL guys anyway. Let's keep this in-house.
Maglubiyet
Jr.: I
want to fight too but they won't let me out of my box.
And
that's all we were sent. Now obviously Tanaka Kenichi is not getting
a rematch for the AWL Grand Championship. Wyvern won the bout
cleanly and the AWL does not give out title matches for losing.
(What kind of idiot wrestling promoter would even think of something
like that?)
In
other AWL News, after what happened at National Pro Wrestling Day, we
have a newly minted tag team in the AWL! Ma-ji-ku and Strike Taka
have formed a new unit and will collectively be known as "The
Strike Warriors." Their first tag team match has been set for
this Sunday:
The
Strike Warriors (0) vs. The Augments (ウサギKick
& 技Breaker)
(2)
Points
in Play
I'll
be back tomorrow with another dose of news from the Animated
Wrestling League.
Let the season begin!
And
we're off! Season 9 of the Animated Wrestling League has officially begun! But first, a big thank you to all the pro wrestling fans out
there who donated to this year's National Pro Wrestling Day charity
drive. Chikara set a $2400 goal and SMASHED through it. We're
leaving the links up and as of this writing you can still donate to
the very worthy cause known as The Polaris Project.
Now,
for AWL 161, we will be back in Japan at the AWL Arena this Sunday
(local time) for the first regular season episode of the AWL.
Already we have a main event championship match scheduled:
Bullet
Club (C) vs. The All Americans (3)
AWL
World Tag Team Title Match
5th
Title Defense
With
Karl Anderson on his way to WWE, we need a pair of heroes to get the
belts off of Bullet Club and prevent
the lineage of the championship from being broken.
As
a special bonus today, I caught up with the NEW AWL Grand Champion,
Wyvern mere moments after his shocking title victory. He was
celebrating with his mentor, Dragon. Here now, the transcript of
that conversation:
RyuSensei: Wyvern,
first of all, congratulations on your victory. What's going through
your head right now?
Wyvern:
I...I can't believe it! I honestly didn't expect to win that match.
Tanaka Kenichi has a lot more experience than I do and I thought he
was going to kick my ass. But I learned something tonight. No, I
learned two things. First, dreams really can come true so never let
anyone tell you that you can't do something. Second,
Tanaka Kenichi. You ended my teacher's career and tonight I learned
it was a lucky shot. You are all talk and no walk. This is the
start of a new era in the AWL. I don't know how long I'm going to
have this title, but I promise each and every one of you that I will
leave everything I have and everything I am in that ring when I
defend the title. Bad Luck Fale...Bring it on!
RyuSensei:
Thank you again Wyvern. Dragon, any thoughts on tonight?
Dragon:
I'll be honest Ryu, I have some real mixed feelings. Tonight was my
first event as a...retired wrestler. As much as I wanted to be the
one wearing that beautiful Grand Championship Belt, what I'm feeling
right now? Pride. This kid has all the natural talent in the world
and he is just getting started! He's right. My era is over. It's
time for the Rise of the Wyvern!!
RyuSensei:
Thank you gentlemen, I'll leave you to your celebration.
Strong words from the new AWL
Grand Champion and his mentor. There's no way of knowing how long
this dream will last, but you can bet that Wyvern is due for a long
career in the Animated Wrestling League.
More
matches for AWL 161
are sure to be announced in the coming days so stay tuned to the
Animated Wrestling League.
Sunday, February 7, 2016
Saturday, February 6, 2016
AWL By the Numbers 2/0/16 edition.
It's been a long and eventful off
season so it feels appropriate to catch everybody up to speed by
looking at the AWL...By the Numbers.
AWL
Grand Championship:
Champion: THUGLIFE 田中健一
Length of Reign: 65 Days (Since
12/03/2015)
Title Defenses: 0
AWL Best 4:
1. Wyvern
2. Wolf
3. Bad Luck Fale
4. Wonder Kid
AWL
World Tag Team Championship:
Champions: Bullet Club (Bad Luck
Fale & Karl Anderson)
Length of Reign: 167 Days (Since
08/23/2015)
Title Defenses: 4
Point System:
The All Americans: 2 Points
Los Neko Grande: 2 Points
The New Classics: 2 Points
The Augments (Usagi Kick &
Waza Breaker): 2 Points
El Rudo Rojo & Jon Shina: 1
Point
D.O.D: 1 Point
All other teams: 0 Points
AWL
Intercontinental Championship:
Champion: Hassan
Length of Reign: 65 Days
Title Defenses: 0/5
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
On the nature of time (limits)...also points.
The AWL Commissioner is always
looking to improve the AWL and the off season grants the boss the
opportunity to tweak and improve the rules without pulling the rug
out from under our fighters mid season. As such, there are 2 MAJOR
rule changes that will go into effect at National Pro Wrestling Day
2016:
1. Longer time limits in tag team
and multi-man matches.
In an effort to reduce the number
of time limit draws and to raise the prestige of the AWL World Tag
Team Titles up to match that of the Grand Championship the following
changes are hereby enacted:
1 Point tag team match: 15 minute
time limit.
2 Point tag team match: 20 minute
time limit.
3 Point tag team match: 30 minute
time limit.
Tag team title match: 30 minute
time limit.
All singles matches featuring
more than 2 wrestlers (triple threat, 4-way, etc.): 15 minute time
limit.
2. Elimination rules in multi-man
matches. Points by fall.
All multi-man matches (see
previous examples) will be contested under elimination rules and each
fall shall count as a victory in the AWL win-loss rankings. For
example, if an AWL Wrestler pins both of his opponents in a 3-way
match, he shall be considered to have won 2 matches. If an AWL
Wrestler pins 2 opponents and is then pinned himself in a 4-way
match, he shall be considered to have won 2 matches and lost 1.
Season 9 is mere days away and
the Animated Wrestling League is just getting better.
AWL's full contribution to National Pro Wrestling Day
The rest of the card for National
Pro Wrestling Day has been announced!
What we already know:
Main Event:
THUGLIFE 田中健一
(C) vs. Wyvern
AWL Grand Championship Match
1st Title Defense
The All Americans (2) vs. Los
Neko Grande (2)
Points in Play
The wrestlers who came in second,
third, and fourth in the New Year's Tournament became #2, #3, &
#4 in the AWL Best 4. But in the AWL, you have to not only earn your
title shots, you have to fight for them. So we're going to have a
reshuffle match:
Wolf (#2) vs. Bad Luck Fale
(#3) vs. Wonder Kid (#4)
Reshuffle Match
Winner becomes #2 Contender,
loser becomes #4 Contender
Lastly, the recently independent
Strike Taka has requested a match with the monster who not only threw
him out of The Augments, but who tried to end his career. And you
can be sure Dr. Jigoku will be there to see to it that his favorite
creation erases one of his biggest failures.
Strike 鷹 vs.
Project 鉄
It all takes place at National
Pro Wrestling Day on Feb. 7th Japan time, Feb. 6th US time, in
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