BREAKING NEWS!

American Beetle has CASHED IN his automatic rematch clause and will challenge for the GWM United States Championship TOMORROW!  That title match will be brought to you in its entirety on this Sunday’s episode of GWM Wrestle MAX.

American beetle is already scheduled for a Fukumen World Tournament qualifying match to be filmed this Saturday.  He WILL honor that commitment.  Failure to appear for a scheduled match is an immediate firing offense for ANY GWM Superstar.

3 Championship Matches Announced!!

Three of the most prestigious championships in all of sports entertainment will be defended this week and you’ll get to see all of it on GWM WrestleMAX!

Yellow Devil (C) vs. Yamada Jiro—GWM IC Championship Match—STEEL CAGE!

American Beetle (C) vs. ?—GWM United States Championship Match—A.C.E.

Queen (C) vs. Natsuko—GWM Diva’s Championship

More Titles!!

DEVELOPMENTS IN THE US AND IC DIVISIONS

American Beetle will continue his A.C.E. (American Campaign of Exceptionalism) Open Challenge this week and he will face another worthy opponent.  The GWM United States Championship will be on the line.

And in the main event, one of the 4 Tigers, Big Tiger II will face both Japanese Superstar Yamada Jiro and the, heh heh…plucky…rookie The Mother Clucker in a triple threat match.  The winner earns a title shot against Yellow Devil for the GWM Intercontinental Championship next week.

NEW United States Champion Crowned!

As part of our ongoing contract negotiations with new talent (Last seen being vacated by Big Tiger II as he moved up to the world title picture), Global Wrestling Monopoly has resurrected the GWM United States Championship and, as part of his new contract, awarded it to the latest Superstar to join GWM:

AMERICAN BEETLE!!

All of us at Global Wrestling Monopoly are overjoyed to have the hottest free agent in Sports Entertainment joining our brand.

Additionally, GWM United States Champion American Beetle has issued an open challenge to any international athlete (meaning any trained sports entertainer not born or living in the United States) to come to GWM and fight him for the US Championship.  American Beetle calls this his A.E.C.  American Exceptionalism Campaign.

--Miss X