Tuesday, September 5, 2017

NEW United States Champion Crowned!

As part of our ongoing contract negotiations with new talent (Last seen being vacated by Big Tiger II as he moved up to the world title picture), Global Wrestling Monopoly has resurrected the GWM United States Championship and, as part of his new contract, awarded it to the latest Superstar to join GWM:

AMERICAN BEETLE!!

All of us at Global Wrestling Monopoly are overjoyed to have the hottest free agent in Sports Entertainment joining our brand.

Additionally, GWM United States Champion American Beetle has issued an open challenge to any international athlete (meaning any trained sports entertainer not born or living in the United States) to come to GWM and fight him for the US Championship.  American Beetle calls this his A.E.C.  American Exceptionalism Campaign.

--Miss X

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