AWL 244: AWL vs. Dorei Corps

Full Card for AWL 244

MAIN EVENT

Dorei Corps vs. El Hijo del Majiku, Hassan, Kid Canada, & 千葉赤城

Atomicos Match

One the last episode of the Animated Wrestling League, we saw the rise of the Dorei Corps, Dr. Jigoku's army of brainwashed slaves that were formerly 4 of the greatest heroes in the history of the AWL.  This week, four more techinicos will test their mettle, including the son of one of the Dorei.

CAREER THREATENING MATCH!

Matt Classic Jr. (OXX) vs. Project-Z

Test of 10 Match #9

Last season, the Innovator of Professional Wrestling, Matt Classic Jr., invoked the Test of Ten in order for the sins he feels he committed against his own team.  Golden Opportunity vs. Matt Classic Jr.'s AWL Career.  He only has ONE LIFE LEFT!  If he can't beat the Modern Day Frankenstein, he will be GONE from the AWL forever.

Athena Jane (#1) vs. Joya (#2) vs. Jackie M. (#3) vs. Dragoness (#4)

Reshuffle Match

AWL Joshi Champion Akira Merune will defend her championship next week.  But against who?  We'll find out in this elimination 4-way match.

The New Classics (0) vs. The Leading Men (1)

Points in Play

The most decorated tag team in the AWL returns to the league and, as their first step back to the AWL World's Tag Team Titles, the fact probably...no...definitely the strangest tag team in the AWL today.  Tommy Wiseau's Leading Men.

Project 鉄 (C) vs. Tiger Mask II

AWL Intercontinental Championship Match

1st Title Defense

The AWL Commissioner is NOT going to tolerate Dr. Jigoku's obvious plan.  So, he's going to force the cyborg to face the best technicos the AWL has to offer.  First up?  The Golden Tiger.

AND MORE!

AWL 243: Rise of Darkness

OK, first and foremost, jet lag SUCKS!!

Now, let's get back to business.  AWL 243 has been available on the YouTube for about a week, but here it is for anyone who only reads the blog:




I'll post the card for AWL 244 in a few minutes and the actual show as soon as it gets uploaded to YouTube.

Full Card for AWL 243.

One last regular show before I’m back from vacation.  This week, it’s all about the AWL Intercontinental Championship.  The DOOMBUNNY, last seen getting his cottontail kicked by all of The Augments, will make his 4^th defense of the title.  Victory puts him in striking distance of Tanaka Kenichi and the AWL Grand Championship.  In other news, the AWL Commissioner has commissioned a Beat the Clock Fight for 4 to determine the newest member of the Joshi Division Best 4.  Here now, the full card for AWL 243:

MAIN EVENT

The DOOMBUNNY (C) vs. X

AWL Intercontinental Championship Match

4^th Title Defense

Joshi Division Beat the Clock Fight for 4:

Tormenta del Fuego vs. Athena Jane (#1)

Dragoness vs. Jackie M. (#2)

Wild Thing vs. Joya (#3)

The challenger who beats her opponent in the fastest time will join the AWL Best 4

Xyberhawx2000 (1) vs. 日本よかった (“Liger” & 一二三隆二) (0)

Points in Play

Purosentai Resurangers (0) vs. 日本よかった (山田二郎 & 破砕機) (0)

Points in Play

AWL Suoercard: Obon-nanza 2018!

Full Card for AWL Supercard Obon-nanza 2018!!

                Ok, so I’m currently on vacation and don’t have as much internet access as I expected to have.  Hence the lack of daily updates.  But I can’t let Obon-nanza 2018 pass without at least some hype.  So, let’s go match by match:

AWL SUPERCARD: OBON-NANZA 2016!

MAIN EVENT:

AWL All Stars (Luke James, HAKAISHA, Ma-Ji-Ku, Doombunny) vs. The Augments

Elimination Atomicos Match

If the Augments lose, they will be BANISHED from the AWL!

                It’s rare that we have a supercard where the AWL Grand Championship is NOT the main event, but this is SUCH a big deal that we have no choice.  For reasons I personally don’t understand, Dr. Jigoku has agreed that the Augments will leave the AWL for good if they lose this first ever elimination 4 on 4 match.   Whatever his reasons, we can’t let this opportunity pass. So the match is on!

THUGLIFE田中健一 (C) vs. 破砕機 (#1)

AWL Grand Championship Match

2^nd Title Defense

                OK, this is weird.  Hasaiki earned his way into the AWL Best 4 by defeating Tanaka Kenichi in their qualifying match at the Clash of Styles Tournament.  Then, Hasaiki miraculously won a reshuffle match to earn this match.  Personally, I have no idea how to react to this.  I hate that humanoid slime Tanaka Kenichi, that’s no secret.  However, I can’t support the idea of the AWL Grand Championship falling into the hands of a bunch of racists like Nippon Yokkata.  So, I’m just going to hope a meteor strikes the ring or something.

Tiger Mask W (C) vs. Liga Cosmica (3)

AWL World’s Tag Team Championship Match

3^rd Title Defense

                Liga Cosmica earned their third point last weekend and now they get their shot at the gold.  The Unified School of the Tiger Style has made history by first combining the Golden Tiger and Black Tiger Schools and now by taking on apprentices.  Can they continue their legacy by extending their tag team title run?

Dragoness vs. Tormenta del Fuego (Debut)

Dragoness Debut Series!

                You read that correctly.  Dragoness has decided to continue her father’s Dragon Debut Series in the Joshi Division.  Who is Tormenta del Fuego?  Other than the fact that it translates to “Firestorm” in English, I know nothing.  And yes, I’m beginning to know this is becoming a pattern with this show.  I don’t like it any better than you do.

力 HOF (Mike Quackenbush, Dasher Hatfield, & Ultramantis Black)

vs.

The Forgotten Warriors (Eddie Kingston, Jaka, & CombatANT)

Trios Match

                After what happened at AWL 242, where The Forgotten Warriors jumped the Chikara team after the bell, this match was inevitable.  One fall to a finish as it should be.  Let’s settle this in the ring.

ResuRed vs. Fake “Liger”

                The Purosentai Resurangers have told us that they are here to fight monsters and invaders.  The fake liger certainly qualifies in my book.  This will be the first singles match for any of the super heroes, let’s hope they’re up for the challenge.

AWL 241 AND 242 because vacation Wifi access sucks sometimes!

Tanaka Kenichi Speaks

                As per AWL Tradition, the we offer this final post before an AWL Grand Championship Match to the champion and challenger.  However, as the identity of the challenger is not yet known, we have no choice but to…ugh…allow Tanaka Kenichi to have the floor to himself.  I apologize in advance.  The AWL Translation Team had nothing to do with this message and they specifically asked me to tell you that.

THUGLIFE田中健一:

              I am champion!  I are much moneyがある  I like much money!  Long champion, more money.  I are VICTORY!  Hassan, Maskman, Crazy maskman don’t care.  We faito, I am win!   I am cool!  You am fuck!

Full Card for AWL 241.

AWL 241: Season 13 Premier

MAIN EVENT

THUGLIFE 田中健一 (C) vs. ????

AWL Grand Championship Match

1^st Title Defense

Matt Classic Jr. (OOX) vs. Big Foot

Test of 10 Match #8

Career Threatening Match

KoroshiMACHINE vs. Wild Thing

千葉赤城 vs. Tiger Mask W

Non-Title Match

If Chiba Akagi wins, he can be a one-man tag team

Liga Cosmica (2) vs. The Destroyers of Doom (1)

Points in Play

Mr. Smiles vs. “Dragon” w/Dr. Jigoku

日本よかった (0) vs. Shin Tiger Bros. (0)

Points in Play

Hassan (#1) vs. El Hijo del Majiku (#2) vs. Hasaiki (#3)

Reshuffle Match

Winner challenges for the AWL Grand Championship in the MAIN EVENT!

Tag Team Thursday!

                Yeah, that’s not a name that will be used every week.  However, this week I happen to be able to announce the tag team matches set to take place this weekend at AWL 241.  First and foremost, we have the possibility of crowning new #1 contenders to the AWL World Tag Team Titles.

Liga Cosmica (2) vs. The Destroyers of Doom (1)

Points in Play

                Additionally, a brand-new tag team will make their in-ring debut.  After appearing at ringside during the Clash of Styles Tournament, the apprentices of Tiger Mask W will take their first steps toward earning their stripes.

日本よかった (0) vs. Shin Tiger Bros (0)

Points in Play

Title Match Announced. Test of 10 Continues.

                As befitting the Season 13 Premier, the AWL Commissioner has announced that the AWL Grand Championship WILL be defended at AWL 241 this weekend coming weekend!

THUGLIFE田中健一 (C) vs. ???? (#1)

AWL Grand Championship Match

1^st Title Defense

                But who will the despicable Tanaka Kenichi face in the main event of AWL 241?  We don’t know.  The challenger will be the winner of a Reshuffle Match in the opening bout.

Hassan (#1) vs. El Hijo Del Majiku (#2) vs. Hasaiki (#3)

Reshuffle Match

                For those who haven’t seen a Reshuffle Match before, it’s an elimination match between members of the AWL Best 4.  The loser of the 1^st fall becomes #3.  The loser of the 2^nd fall becomes #2.  The winner of the 2^nd fall becomes the #1 contender to the AWL Grand Championship and will go on to challenge THUGLIFE 田中健一 in the main event.

                Sadly, “Peacemaker” Luke James has NOT been medically cleared to compete at AWL 241.  As a result, he has been reduced in rank to #4 in the AWL Best 4 System.

Additionally:

                Last season, Shin Jidai member Matt Classic Jr. cost his team a tag team title opportunity.  To make up for his mistake, he invoked The Test of 10, a tradition that hasn’t been seen since Season 0.  The Invoker must defeat 10 opponents with 3 lives.  They may request ANYTHING as their reward for victory (in this case, a Golden Opportunity) but must risk something of equal value if they lose (in this case, Matt’s AWL contract).

                As of the end of last season, Matt Classic Jr. has won 7 matches but only has one life remaining.  That means that if he loses another match in the Test of 10, he will be OUT of the Animated Wrestling League.  The Test of 10 will continue at AWL 241 and it will be the single BIGGEST challenge yet,

Matt Classic Jr. (OXX) vs. Big Foot

Test of 10 Match #8

Career Threatening Match