Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Commissioner's weekly address

OK people, we have a lot of news to get to today so allow me to turn things over to the AWL Commissioner:

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL...Commissioner. It is my sad duty to report to you that their has been a necessary change to an announced match for AWL 136. Our medical staff has declared Prince Puma unfit to compete. After the severe beating he received at the hands of Bullet Club last weekend, our chief doctor Dr. Mark Feelgood has chosen to keep Puma out of action for one week in order to run further tests.

Prince Puma is not happy about this, but neither he nor I have the authority to override the doctor in cases like this. Perhaps I was...hasty in making the match in the first place. I would like to apologize to all AWL fans who were looking forward to this match. But the show must go on. Not wanting to force the AWL All Stars into a handicap match, I contacted Bullet Club and instructed them to choose one wrestler to sit out this match. Unsurprisingly, A.J. Styles quickly offered to take the night off. As such, the match now looks like this:

AWL All Stars (Ganba/James) vs. Bullet Club (Anderson/Fale)
Grudge Match

As an additional apology to our fans, I have COMMISSIONED! An AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match for AWL 136. The #1 Contender in the AWL Best 4, Kid Canada, will challenge HAKAISHA for the AWL World's Heavyweight Championship. The full card for AWL 136 is as follows:

Main Event:
HAKAISHA! (C) vs. Kid Canada (#1)
AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match

AWL All Stars (Ganba/James) vs. Bullet Club (Anderson/Fale)
Grudge Match

The Augments (2) vs. The New Classics (0)

Dragon vs. ????
Dragon Debut Series

American Beetle vs. Tiger Mask II
Danger Zone Match


Tuesday, May 12, 2015

I screwed up.

First of all, I have to apologize. Last weekend I made an announcement at the end of AWL 135 that was incorrect. I announced a trios match between Bullet Club and the team of Dragon, Luke James, and Prince Puma. Well, I was wrong. Their WILL be a trios match at AWL 136, but Dragon will not be a part of it. Dragon will be in the second match in the all new Dragon Debut Series. In his place will be the third member of the AWL All Stars: Ganba.

AWL 136:
Prince Puma, Luke James, & Ganba vs. Bullet Club
Trios Match

Dragon vs. ????
Dragon Debut Series

Speaking of the DDS, we tried to get in contact with Captain AWL (or whomever is now using that identity) to get some comments on his debut match but he refused comment. In fact, he refused to say anything. It's all but unheard of that any AWL Wrestler refuses the spotlight, but his call I guess.


I'll be back tomorrow with the Commissioner's Weekly Address and hopefully we'll get the full card for AWL 136.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

AWL 135: Puma vs. Styles


AWL 135: Puma vs. Styles 投稿者 AWLBoss

My apologies for the delay in posting this episode.  I had trouble uploading it among other technical difficulties.  Hopefully this will not happen again.  Please enjoy the show!

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Danger Zone Update.

OK people, we're less than 24 hours away from AWL 135 so let's take a look at the current Danger Zone Rankings:
Wrestler
          Win 
         Loss
         Total
as of Golden War.
El Rudo Rojo
23
-34
-11

AWL World Light Heavyweight Champion
American Beetle
30
-40
-10
Jon Shina
0
-10
-10
Curry Man
20
-27
-7
Joe Obber
0
-7
-7

Curry Man and Joe Obber will meet this weekend in a one-on-one match. Additionally, as AWL World Light Heavyweight Champion, El Rudo Rojo is immune from Batsumania.

Who will face the AWL's career ending match? Who will step into Batsumania at AWL 140? We take another step toward destiny tomorrow at AWL 135!

Friday, May 8, 2015

A message from Dragon.

Yesterday I reported that the Dragon Debut Series will be returning to the AWL this weekend, but why? Well, after I raised that question yesterday, Dragon sent in a message to explain that.

Why am I bringing the Dragon Debut Series back to the AWL? That's a fair question. Luke and I have defended our tag team titles twice in the last two weeks, but with no team having more than one point, we're not going to be wrestling for a while. Then last week I paid a visit to the AWL Dojo to give a seminar and I was blown away by some of these kids and I want to give them a chance to make an impact on the AWL roster. So why not kill two birds with one stone?


Preview of AWL 135.

Funny thing about Golden Week. The second you get the show posted, the entire staff and roster rush out of AWL HQ like frightened rabbits. I suppose I can't blame them for it, but I CAN blame them for us not having any bolg posts this week until now. The good news is that I can report that the AWL Commissioner himself has sent me the card for this weekend's AWL 135 event. And the show will be headlined by a HUGE Champion vs. Champion Match:

Prince Puma vs. A.J. Styles
Champion vs. Champion
Non-Title Match
After both Styles and Puma successfully retained their titles last week at Golden War 2015, the Commissioner decided that this would be a fun match to have, so we're having it.

What? Not every match has to have deep story line implications ya know. Sometimes it's just cool to see two great wrestlers go at it in the squared circle.
El Rudo Rojo vs. Tiger Mask II
Non-Title Match
I honestly can't believe I'm saying this, but thank goodness for El Rudo Rojo. Last week he took the AWL World Light Heavyweight Title away from Super Giant. This week, El Rudo Rojo has demanded a non-title match against the light heavyweight who recently challenged for the world title. Tiger Mask II! Even though the title is not on the line, a victory by the Heir to the Tiger Style would certainly catapult him to the top of the division.

The Augments (1) vs. Bullet Club (0)
Two weeks ago, Dr. Jigoku ordered the punishment of Yamada Jiro. Obviously, the team of Jiro and Tetsu has been dissolved. Yamada Jiro is going to be out for the rest of the season. Nobody misses him.

Meanwhile, the search for new tag team #1 contender's begins. The mad scientist of professional wrestling will be once again fielding his main team of Darkness Ryu and Project Tetsu, the "improved" versions of Dragon and Ganba respectfully.

Curry Man vs. Joe Obber
Danger Zone Match
Not much to explain about this one. Both of these men are in the bottom four of the AWL Win-Loss Rankings, which we call the Danger Zone. Every victory is a step toward escaping the Zone and avoiding Batsumania for another season.

Dragon vs. ????
Dragon Debut Series Match

This is interesting. We recently received a message from Dragon asking to reinstate the Dragon Debut Series. The DDS is a series of matches where debuting rookies get to have their first match with the original AWL Champion in order to give them a goal to aspire to. We haven't seen the DDS since Season 0 and I don't know why Dragon wants to restart the series now, but we have a handful of students in the AWL Dojo who the Commissioner thinks are ready to graduate to the main roster. So the Dragon Debut Series will begin again this Sunday at AWL 135.