Saturday, October 24, 2015

Joint Statement

This has never happened before in the history of the AWL. Two opponents in a world title match have issued a joint statement for the wrestling press less than 24 hours before their match:

For over a week now people have been speculating that when we face each other at AWL 155, we are going to "implode" or that one of us will "swerve" the other and that this will turn into some big dramatic B.S.

Well, we hate to disappoint you. That is simply not going to happen. Yes, tomorrow two best friends are going to step into a 20 by 20 foot wrestling ring and we are going to have a wrestling match. One of us is going to walk out of The AWL Arena as AWL World's Heavyweight Champion.

And that's AWESOME! Why on earth would either one of us want to ruin the chance to main event an AWL card and become the heavyweight champion of the world? We want to see which of us is the best wrestler and we'll never find that out unless we both go at it full force in the ring. Fair and square, no B.S., no "turns," no "screw jobs."

We owe that to each other as friends. We owe that to the AWL fans as paying customers. We owe it to the AWL World's Heavyweight Championship itself! That prize that every single man in this locker room wakes up fighting for and falls asleep dreaming about.

Tomorrow at AWL 155, you are going to see a great wrestling match. Enjoy it.

--Dragon & Luke James.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Full Card for AWL 155

OK people, the full card has been announced for AWL 155. It's mostly matches that we already knew about (isn't logical booking wonderful?) but there are one or two surprises.
AWL 155:
MAIN EVENT:
Dragon (C) vs Luke James (#1)
AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match

Bullet Club vs. The New Classics
Trios Match
Match ordered by the AWL Commissioner

“Big" Ben Nelson (#2) vs. RAINMAKER Okada Kazuchika (#3)
Non-Title Match
Rank on the Line
Winner earns the next World Heavyweight Title Shot

HAKAISHA! & DOOMBUNNY (0) vs. Los Neko Grande (0)
2 Point/15 Minute Match

Big & Spicy (1) vs. The Muscle Hunters (0)
2 Point/15 Minute Match

El Santo Azul & E.N. Hance vs. El Rudo Rojo & Jon Shina
Danger Zone Match


I promised surprises, didn't I? The IWGP Heavyweight Champion will be in action this weekend. The brothers and former tag team partners Azul and Rojo will be across the ring from each other but this time they will each have to team with a wrestler who has NEVER won a sacntioned match in their careers. It should be...Interesting.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Karma is a *****!

This just in from the AWL Commissioner's office. Last Sunday, Chiba Akagi was attacked by Bullet Club after his match. He has sustained two cracked ribs and is expected to miss the rest of the season.

Obviously, there will be consequences. First, Bullet Club has been fined 100,000円 each. Second, they will not be paid for this weekend (and if they decide to no show again, the AWL will sue them for breach of contract) Lastly, since The New Classics stepped up last weekend, they will be given the chance to do so in an official capacity:
For AWL 155:
Bullet Club vs. The New Classics
Trios Match


The AWL Commissioner has elected to not put out an official address this week. But I will be back tomorrow with the full card for AWL 155!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Danger Zone Update

The following are the current standings for the Batsumania Danger Zone:

Wrestler
           Win
          Loss
         Total




Jon Shina
0
-13
-13
E.N. Hance
0
-11
-11
El Rudo Rojo
28
-37
-9
El Santo Azul
37
-46
-9


Additionally, both DOOMBUNNY and "The Peacemaker" Luke James have been bouncing in and out of the Danger Zone over the past couple of weeks. It is important to note, with 5 victories needed to elevate the last place wrestler out of the zone, nobody is mathematically locked yet. But given the histories of Jon Shina and E.N. Hance.....let's just say that nobody is offering good odds for those two NOT being in Batsumania.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Match announced for AWL 160!

Following Sunday's tie breaker in the Faction Gauntlet, WWE Intercontinental Champion Hassan has given the AWL Commissioner his choice for the stipulation at AWL 160. Therefore the following match has been made official:
For AWL 160:
American Beetle vs. Hassan vs. Yamada Jiro
Title Recognition Match
Elimination Rules
2 out of 3 Falls

When asked why he chose 2 out of 3 falls, Hassan told me that in the past that's how champions were determined so he wants the newest AWL championship to be decided the same way. Remember, if Hassan wins, his Intercontinental Title will be officially recognized by the Animated Wrestling League. If Yamada Jiro wins, it will be the Zenkoku Championship. If American Beetle wins, he will choose which belt it will be.


More matches for our season finale will be revealed in the coming weeks.