AWL 38: Countdown to Finale

AWL 38 投稿者 AWLBoss

Happy belated Thanksgiving Americans and a Joyous Weekend to the rest of you.  The Animated Wrestling League proudly presents an American pro wrestling tradition: The Thanksgiving Special.  AWL 38 is absolutely CRAMMED with content and not a turkey suit or food fight in sight (which, as far as Thanksgiving episodes go, is pretty darn special).  Enjoy!

Thanksgiving Week News Post.

OK ladies and gentlemen.  It's a holiday weekend on both sides of the Pacific Ocean.  So this week's news post is going to be short and sweet.  First, the following message has been delivered to the office from the Pale Imitation, Rick Flare:

WOOOOO, No.  This is . . . INSANE!  First, I get beat by that masked fool Ma-Ji-Ku ME!  The Champ!  The Man! . . . . . . GOD!!  Then, I get thrown in the ring with a freaking GIANT who doesn’t have any business shining my boots!  Last but WOOOO, not least!  IMNOTEVENONLASTWEEKSSHOW!!!  The AWL Commissioner has gone senile!  You have access to the greatest!  Professional!  Wrestler! . . . . . . ONGODSGREENEARTH And . . . .andandand YOU DON’T USE HIM!! 

Well no more WOOOO!  The dirtiest player in the video game is booking HIMSELF in a match at AWL 40!  Open contract.  Anyone out there who thinks that have what it talks to beat THE MAN, bring it!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear, it's TNA's "Crazy Uncle Ric" isn't it?  Well, the AWL Commissioner has approved the open contract and with that we have the closest we are going to come to a full card for Season 2 finale AWL Episode 40.  Remember, the card is subject to change in cases of injury or other extenuating circumstances.  No refunds will be offered (Not that you're paying for this anyway)

AWL 40 Card:

1. Lucha vs. Libre: Brother vs. Brother.

2. Rick Flare vs. ????: Open Contract Challenge.

3. Ma-Ji-Ku (C) vs. Super Giant (C): Anarchy Championship Match--Title for Title!!

4. All Americans (C) vs. Team UK: AWL World Tag Team Title Match.

5. Ganba vs. "Wild Card" Bubba Reese: Hell in the Cell.

6. Dragon (C) vs. Wonder Kid w/Yarina: AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match.

Ganba health update.

俺はまだ生きています。　来週SANDMANをたおす！

AWL 37: Video Cybernetico

AWL 37 pt1 投稿者 AWLBoss


AWL 37 pt 2 投稿者 AWLBoss
Tonight we address the controversy surrounding last week's World Title Match.  Plus, the debut of a brand new concept match: The Video Cybernetico!

OK, I should have this sorted out by now.  Please enjoy the show!

俺はまだ生きています。
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　－－ガンバ

AWL 36: Dragon vs. Wonder Kid

AWL 36: Dragon vs. Wonder Kid 投稿者 AWLBoss

I know what you're thinking, another week another episode of AWL.  But this week we have an honest to goodness dream match as the Green Grappler defends his title against The Man Muscle Mountain.

Pre-title match interviews

In what I’m sure will become an AWL tradition.  Both champion and challenger in this weekend’s AWL World Title match will be given the opportunity to address the fans in this forum.  First, the challenger’s manager, Yarina, shall speak on behalf of her client, Wonder Kid.

At long last, the day is nearly upon us.  The greatest champion in not just the AWL, but ALL of professional wrestling, will reclaim that which is rightfully his.  The Man Muscle Mountain has gone through opponent after opponent and has come through without so much as a scratch.  Dragon may be a . . . somewhat decent champion, but last time Wonder Kid held the title, he was undefeated for a full year!  Simply put, Dragon is out of his league.  When the once and future champion hits the green bean with his Kinniku Buster, there will be a celebration dwarfing any that may have occurred in Chicago this week.  The rafters of the AWL Arena will tremble at the ovation for your winner . . . and NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW AWL World Heavyweight Champion: Wonder Kid.

Next, we hear from the Champion.

First off, Kinnikuman called, he wants his finisher back.  Second, I don’t need a manager to talk for me, I can say everything I need to say myself.  I’ll admit it, I’m worried.  Wonder Kid is bigger and stronger than I am.  I’d be a fool to deny that.  If this were an arm wrestling match I wouldn’t stand a chance.  But it isn’t.  It’s a professional wrestling match.  Like I told Lee Masters; Kid, I am a better pro wrestler than you are.  That is how I am going to beat you.  It’s not going to be easy.  In fact, “Biggest challenge of my career” wouldn’t be much of an exaggeration.  But it is through adversity that we prove ourselves.  Wonder Kid, you say you are the greatest champion of all time?  Prove it!

News Post for this week

OK boys and girls, slow news week this week.  So I’ll keep this brief with a preview of this weekend’s AWL 36 event:

1. Super Giant defends the AWL Anarchy Championship.

              Super Giant has been a fighting champion as of late, this will be his third title defense in less than 2 months.  Will he hold on to his title?  Will his random opponent be up to the task?  Will the random stipulation finally be something that can take down the Giant?  Find out this weekend.

2. Curry Man & ???? vs. Team UK.

              We’ve heard mutterings for weeks about the King of Spice and his search for a tag team partner.  This week we finally find out who it is.  Whomever Curry Man chooses, they have a tough fight for their first match as a team.  The #1 Contenders to the AWL World Tag Team Championship, Team UK.

3. Ganba vs. Terry Funk w/Bubba Reese.

              Continuing to show that he has more honor than brains, Ganba continue his series of matches against the forces of the Hardcore Throwbacks.  If he survives, he gets Bubba Reese one on one at AWL 40.

4. Dragon © vs. Wonder Kid w/Yarina—AWL World Title Match.

              What more needs to be said?  It’s the clash of the titans.  The dream match.  The onw you’ve all been waiting for.  Dragon and Wonder Kid.  Power vs. Skill.  Power vs. Experience.  Power vs. Heart.  Dragon faces his toughest challenge yet as he makes his second title defense.

AWL 36.  This weekend.  Watch it.

AWL 35: Curry Man vs. Ma-ji-ku

AWL 35: Curry Man vs. Ma-ji-ku 投稿者 AWLBoss

Be sure to stay tuned to the end of this week's episode for a special audio blooper reel.

Weekly News Post

The AWL wishes to extend it's thoughts and prayers to all those affected by Hurricane Sandy.  We urge all of our viewers to donate whatever cash they can afford to the American Red Cross.  Please go to www.redcross.org now and give whatever you are able.  Alternatively, text the word "redcross" (no space or quotations) to 90999 to donate $10 usd via your cell phone bill (additional charges may apply)  Every penny helps.  Cash donations only please.  The Red Cross is not set up for canned goods or other in kind donations.  Thank you very much.  Now, please enjoy this following pro wrestling based distraction from the stress of real life:
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Finally, we have a news post that doesn't involve a massive controversy or start with a medical update on an injured wrestler.  So, on with the news:

First, we can confirm that Curry Man will challenge Ma-Ji-Ku for the AWL Light Heavyweight Championship in the main event of this week’s show.  Curry Man won this privilege after defeating Libre at AWL 34.  But the Warrior of Light has held his title since the summer of 2011!  With over a year of not only successful title defenses, but over a year of being undefeated in the division, can ANYONE dethrone the Light Heavyweight Champion?

In other news, now that the team known as the Hardcore Throwbacks has officially joined the AWL Roster (at least on a temporary basis) their leader, Bubba Reese, has made an official challenge . . . to Ganba?

Yes, they are challenging the man who has made it his mission in life to remove Bubba Reese from the AWL and see that he pays for his crimes.  Normally, we would have let Mr. Reese make his challenge himself in this forum, but that’s not going to happen.  When Reese submitted his letter of challenge for publication, we found it to be full of such filthy language that it was deemed inappropriate for the Internet.  Think about that for a second.  Here is the general gist of it:

Dear Ganba who loves his mother in an unconventional way.  If you want to fornicate/fight me so badly, prove it female dog.  Face each of my bad donkey Hardcore Throwbacks in the ring one by one.  If you survive, you get your fornicating match.  Note that I didn't say anything about winning or losing (We don’t care about that kind of stuff, we do not possess female genitalia).  I said SURVIVE.  Tommy Dreamer will be waiting for you at AWL 35 and he will send you into the next dimension.

                                                                                                  --Bubba Reese

P.S. Your mother was a dog of loose moral character.

Yeah, we had to work overtime cleaning that one up.

Additionally, the new #1 Contender to the AWL World Title, Wonder Kid will have an “Exhibition Match” against “Peacemaker” Luke James.  Our reporters were surprised to hear this as James is nowhere near Wonder Kid in terms of the AWL Rankings.  Apparently, Wonder kid’s manager Yarina personally negotiated for this match.  One can only assume that Luke James’ friendship with World Champion Dragon has something to do with this.

Lastly, there will be a one fall 4-corners Fight for 4 match at AWL 35.  The participants have not yet been announced.