Weekly News Post

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Finally, we have a news post that doesn't involve a massive controversy or start with a medical update on an injured wrestler.  So, on with the news:

First, we can confirm that Curry Man will challenge Ma-Ji-Ku for the AWL Light Heavyweight Championship in the main event of this week’s show.  Curry Man won this privilege after defeating Libre at AWL 34.  But the Warrior of Light has held his title since the summer of 2011!  With over a year of not only successful title defenses, but over a year of being undefeated in the division, can ANYONE dethrone the Light Heavyweight Champion?

In other news, now that the team known as the Hardcore Throwbacks has officially joined the AWL Roster (at least on a temporary basis) their leader, Bubba Reese, has made an official challenge . . . to Ganba?

Yes, they are challenging the man who has made it his mission in life to remove Bubba Reese from the AWL and see that he pays for his crimes.  Normally, we would have let Mr. Reese make his challenge himself in this forum, but that’s not going to happen.  When Reese submitted his letter of challenge for publication, we found it to be full of such filthy language that it was deemed inappropriate for the Internet.  Think about that for a second.  Here is the general gist of it:

Dear Ganba who loves his mother in an unconventional way.  If you want to fornicate/fight me so badly, prove it female dog.  Face each of my bad donkey Hardcore Throwbacks in the ring one by one.  If you survive, you get your fornicating match.  Note that I didn't say anything about winning or losing (We don’t care about that kind of stuff, we do not possess female genitalia).  I said SURVIVE.  Tommy Dreamer will be waiting for you at AWL 35 and he will send you into the next dimension.

                                                                                                  --Bubba Reese

P.S. Your mother was a dog of loose moral character.

Yeah, we had to work overtime cleaning that one up.

Additionally, the new #1 Contender to the AWL World Title, Wonder Kid will have an “Exhibition Match” against “Peacemaker” Luke James.  Our reporters were surprised to hear this as James is nowhere near Wonder Kid in terms of the AWL Rankings.  Apparently, Wonder kid’s manager Yarina personally negotiated for this match.  One can only assume that Luke James’ friendship with World Champion Dragon has something to do with this.

Lastly, there will be a one fall 4-corners Fight for 4 match at AWL 35.  The participants have not yet been announced.