Friday, January 30, 2015

The opinions expressed.....

Well, at least he's honest.

A little inside information. When ever the AWL hires either a new wrestler or a new member of staff, we have to go through an orientation. One of the things that gets hammered into us is the fact that the AWL is an equal opportunity employer. And around here, that's not just the usual "please don't sue us" corporate line. The powers that be in the Animated Wrestling League make it VERY clear that all races, nationalities, religions, identities, and wrestling styles are welcome in the AWL.

However, freedom of speech and expression is completely worthless if it only applies to speech with which you agree.

It is in that spirit that we present to you, completely unedited, an e-mail sent to us by AWL rookie Yamada Jiro:
精神戦士戦い日本人男性が何世紀にされていますそれ毎日私たち生活触れます方法私達食べる食糧から取り組んでいます先頭末尾日本人あること意味ですプロレス開始ヒーロー Rikidouzan 1951 年そしてスポーツ野球ような発明されている可能性がありますそれそれ完成芸術レベル引き上げ日本人だった
しかし、感染症日本来ています私たち病気です病気西と呼ばれます我々 は一度によってから取除かれる開墾されていない外国人強制的私たち間で生きている彼ら私たち近所住んでいる私たちお店買い物私たち電車乗る私たち学校不潔な子供送信します我々 の政府無意味な言語学ぶ子どもたちなります 

西洋悪魔プロレス定着しているようになりましたもちろん我々 は常に私たちカード時折外人レスラー抱えている過去彼ら小人女性と一緒に彼ら場所保たれました今すぐ AJ スタイルズような男性豊富なスワン 選手権保持します弾丸クラブ広がる彼ら不正行為西部方法でもそのろくでなしプロレス WWE 私たちテレビです !

それ停止する必要がありますそれ停止しますそれ停止します。AWLあまりに多くの外人それら削除されますこの週末アメリカ カブトムシなります


And now, the English translation:
Fighting spirit and the soul of the warrior has been the heart of the Japanese man for centuries. It touches every day of our lives. From the food we eat to the way we work. It is the beginning and end of what it means to be Japanese. Puroresu begin in 1951 with my hero Rikidouzan and while the sport may have been invented in other countries, like baseball, it was the Japanese who perfected it and raised it to the level of art.

But an infection has come to Japan. Our nation is sick. The disease is called the West. The uncultured foreigners that we once removed from the country by force now live among us. They live in our neighborhoods, shop in our shops, ride our trains, and even send their filthy children to our schools. Our government even makes our children learn THEIR pointless language!

The demon of westernization has now taken root in puroresu. Of course, we've always had the occasional gaijin wrestler on our cards, but in the past they were kept in their place along with the midgets and women. Now men like A.J. Styles and Rich Swann hold top championships. The Bullet Club spreads their cheating western ways. Even their bastard puroresu WWE is on our television!

It must stop. It will stop. I will stop it. The AWL has too many gaijin and I will remove them. This weekend I will begin with American Beetle.


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