In what has been a mostly weekly
tradition around here, I proudly present to you this week's AWL
Commissioner's Weekly Address:
Good evening ladies and
gentlemen. I am the AWL Commissioner. And allow me to congratulate
HAKAISHA on his successful defense of the AWL World's Heavyweight
Championship. While on this matter, I wish to clarify something.
Last season, HAKAISHA was brought back to the AWL as my personal
enforcer under my direct pay. Obviously, this presents a conflict of
interest now that he is the AWL Champion. Therefore I have completed
the paperwork to transfer HAKAISHA to a traditional wrestler's
contract. He is no longer my enforcer. Although, if he wishes to
continue wearing his AWL branded clothing, I'm certainly not going to
stop him.
Now, let us discuss AWL 128.
Last weekend, The Bullet Club earned their 3rd point and now qualify
for a tag team championship match. However, after their match with
The Augments, Dragon & Luke James attacked The Bullet Club from
behind. I can not condone such actions from my champions and they
have both been fined. But the title match will procede as scheduled:
AWL 128 Main Event:
Dragon & James (C) vs. The
Bullet Club (C)
AWL World Tag Team
Championship Match
1st Title Defense
Additionally, we are in need of a
new member of the AWL Best 4. While I believe he has mentioned it on
this blog, Tiny has been lobbying behind the scenes for an
opportunity to regain the AWL Championship. I applaud this kind of initiative and have chosen to reward it. Therefore, at AWL128, there
shall be TWO matches to determine the newest member of the AWL Best
4:
3-Way Match
Ganba vs. Ma-Ji-Ku vs. "Big"
Ben Nelson
Tiny vs. Winner of 3-Way Match
Fight for 4
Ganba, Ma-Ji-Ku, and Nelson have
been selected for this opportunity due to their exemplary win-loss
records.
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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