Tag Team Promos

AWL tradition dictates that we give an open forum to both champion and challenger before all title matches. Last week we were un able to do so due to scheduling conflicts, but we managed to make it work this time. Thankfully, Dr. Jigoku has elected to speak on behalf of Yamada Jiro and Project Tetsu:

This Sunday at AWL 134, the Jiro experiment will be completed. When Yamada-san came to me months ago with all his talk about being genetically SUPERIOR...I conceived of this experiment. QUESTION: Can the allegedly SUPERIOR Japanese genetics of Yamada Jiro form a successful duo with one of my Augments? Thus far, the results have been promising, but inconclusive. This weekend, the final repetition before I publish my findings.

See, this is why you shouldn't let mad scientists into professional wrestling, just saying. Now the defending AWL World Tag Team Champions, Dragon & Luke James:

Luke James: This weekend, we're fighting a man down. Ya see. We all know Dr. Jigoku will be at ringside with that cyborg freak of his. Normally we'd have the Japanese Mega Star in our corner to balance things out, but last week Bullet Club got to him and before we knew what hit us, we he was out of it. And by it, I mean action. Ganba's on the injured list and will be for at least a couple of weeks.

Dragon: But that's not going to stop us. Bullet Club will pay for their crimes, make no mistake about that, but right now we get Jiro and Tetsu. Jiro, you have a problem with foreigners you racist jackwang? You think you're so damn superior to us? Well I say that's a load of garbage and if you two want to prove us wrong, shut your traps and get in the ring so we can settle this like pros. We worked, and trained, and fought for these titles and you're going to need every drop of your so called "superiority" to take them from us!

Luke James: See ya Sunday boys!