Without further ado, here's the
boss:
Good evening ladies and
gentlemen, I am the AWL...Commissioner. And I am rather angry this
week. While I feel it is in the best interest of the Animated
Wrestling League to cultivate an attitude of healthy competition among out wrestlers, things have gotten out of hand. I speak of
course of the rivalry between Crisis Gundan and the former Golden Duo
of HAKAISHA and DOOMBUNNY. Thanks to them, I was unable to present
an advertised World Championship Match at AWL 137. This is
UNACCEPTABLE!
Therefore I hereby COMMISSION
a match between these teams at AWL 140. The rivalry will end there
and then because this match will be contested under Grudge Match
Rules, it will be an Elimination Match, and the losing team MAY NEVER
TEAM IN THE ANIMATED WRESTLING LEAGUE AGAIN!
AWL 140: MAIN EVENT!
Crisis Gundan vs. HAKAISHA &
DOOMBUNNY
Elimination Grudge Match
Losing Team Must Disband!!
With that out of the way, here
is the fight card for this weekend's AWL 138 event:
AWL 138:
Main Event:
HAKAISHA! (C) vs. Ganba (#1)
AWL World Heavyweight
Championship Match
5th Title Defense
The New Classics vs. The
Augments
Trios Match
Big & Spicy (2) vs. Bullet
Club (0)
Points on the Line
Dragon vs. ????
Dragon Debut Series Match
Joe Obber vs. Tiger Mask II
Danger Zone Match
THIS! I have
COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner.
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