AWL 140: Season 7 Finale!

AWL 140 Part 1 投稿者 AWLBoss
AWL 140 Part 2 投稿者 AWLBoss

Final promos and final card.

Last day, last chance to say your piece. It is the eve of battle. So let the champions and challengers speak:

1. El Santo Azul (Translated from Spanish): Brother. Why? You hurt me, and we fought. We fought, and I took your mask. I took your mask, you turned your back on our family. How much worse do you want this to get? Tomorrow we will fight again. I will take your title and you will have to fight for your life. Please brother, if you survive this, choose a better path.

2. HAKAISHA/BUNNY:

DOOMBUNNY:Finallyit'sallover! WearegonnabeatbothofthosebigdumbjocksandmaketheTagTeamDivisionandtheAWLabetterplace. SuperGiant! Ihaven'tforgotwhatyoutwocheatersdidtomewhenyouSTOLEmyAWLWorldLightHeavyweightTitle. I'llgetthebeltbacksomeday, butthat'sforanotherday. Tomorrow, weendyou!

HAKAISHA! (Translated from Japanese):

Jack, you are everything I was. You are everything I should never have been. Tomorrow, I erase my past and begin my future. A future where I do things The Right Way.

3. Crisis Gundan.

Jack Butcher: You self righteous wanker! "The Right Way!" What the hell does that mean? That line's as dry as a dead dingo's donger. You know bloody well that the best time of your career was when I carried you to being the first undefeated Tag Champs in AWL history. Tomorrow, Imma prove that you were always the weak link. And then next season, I'm coming for that belt.

Super Giant: Bunny b***h, I beat you. That's all that matters.

Finally, we have some comments from the reigning WWE Intercontinental Champion, Hassan. This message was e-mailed to us from Hassan's home in New York City.

4.Hassan: Hey there AWL, IC Champion Hassan here. It sucks that I'm going to miss the finale, but my leg's still rehabbing. But my main man AmB is going to steamroll through Batsumania and next season the All Americans will be back better and better than ever.

As for this beautifual white and gold belt of mine, Ryback is a false champion. I beat Vacant for this title fair and square. Yes, Ryback won one of the worst elimination chamber matches of all time, but he never beat me.

Right now, WWE doesn't recognize me as IC Champ, but bare with me until next season, hopefully I'll have some good news on that. Until then, peace out AWL.

Lastly, here is the full and final card for AWL 140:

Main Event:

HAKAISHA! & DOOMBUNNY vs. Crisis Gundan

Elimination Grudge Match

Losing Team MUST Disband!

Wonder Kid vs. ????

Ultimatium Match

Title Shot vs. One Season Suspension

Ganba vs. Project Tetsu vs. A.J. Styles vs. Sammy Nix

Fight for 4

AWL All Stars (C) vs. Bullet Club (#2)

Non-Title Match

Points in Play

Captain AWL, Chiba Akagi, & Matt Classic Jr. vs. George Fraser, Kanetsu, & ????

Rookies' Showcase

Trios Match

American Beetle vs. Jon Shina vs. Joe Obber vs. TBD

BATSUMANIA

El Rudo Rojo (C) vs. El Santo Azul

AWL World Light Heavyweight Championship Match

If El Rudo Rojo loses, he enters BATSUMANIA

Ma-Ji-Ku (#2) vs. "Big" Ben Nelson (#3)

Rank on the Line

Pre-finale faction promos.

As the AWL Commissioner pointed out a while ago, there are several factions that have popped up over the last season or so. Glancing over the card for AWL 140 (only 2 days away), nearly half of the matches will involve a member of one or more of these factions. Since we only have so much room for promos, I decided to gather comments from all four groups.

1. AWL All Stars.

Luke James: No. We ain't crazy. Folks have been saying that ever since Dragon and me agreed to fight Bullet Club at the Finale. Well why shouldn't we? Ain't nobody got 3 Points! There ain't no good reason we should be left off of the card this Sunday. So why not let those Bullet Club boys try their hands at the champs? Make them earn that 3rd point!

Ganba: はい。それは良いと思う。外国人の皆さんはそのBULLET CLUBのやろうと同じじゃない。今週の日曜日におれはBULLET CLUBのリーダーを倒す。AJと鉄とニックス選手を倒す。俺はAWL Best 4を入て！俺はいつも頑張れだから！

2. Bullet Club.

A.J. Styles: HO YEAH BOYS! We're on our way to the TOP of the AWL. In two days, my boys are getting their 3rd point and I'm in the Best 4. That's a given. Now let me tell you what's going to happen in Season 8. The AWL Tag Titles ARE coming to Bullet Club. And either my man Fale or yours truly (The Phenomenal One) are going to be AWL Champion. And you know what, it DOESN'T MATTER which of us gets that belt. Because one way or the other, the belts belong to the family. Cause that's what we are. Bullet Club is a family. Bullet Club is 4 Life. Bullet Club is TOOOO SWEEEEEET!

And ya'll know it!

3. Augments

Dr. Jigoku: My newest experiment is nearing completion. This Sunday in the trios match, I will enter the final phase of testing. The other "rookies" (Just another word for INFERIOR!) will face the first time in the history of science that a clone has been successfully fitted with cybernetic enhancements. A whole new bread of Augment will be born this Sunday and will be proved...SUPERIOR.

At the same time, my first project. My Iron Project will take the first step toward finally proving all the fools wrong. Artificial super soldiers are the FUTURE of combat. Once Project Tetsu becomes AWL World Champion, I'll have investors from every country on earth BEGGING me to make them an ARMY of Augments. Validation. Validation. Validation!

4. New Classics

Sammy Nix: A'rite. We've got good news and bad news. Lee is hurt. Light sprain that he got in a training session last Tuesday. He won't be at AWL 140 and he hates it. It's not too bad and he'll be fine by next season's premier. But Junior and I will be on our own this weekend.

For years we've been seen as "Just a tag team." Even in a company like the AWL that respects tag team wrestling, that means we get written off as second stringers. But I get a chance to make it to the singles title. It's gonna be a big challenge. That cyborg freak is a damn monster. Ganba's one of the best in the biz, nothing but respect. Styles? He's great. He's a jackass, but he's great. It's gonna be the biggest challenge of my career but I'm the strongest man in this company. I'm the Mayor of Suplex City and this weekend I'm going to drop those three on their head AND watch the kid win the trios match. It's gonna be a blast.

I'll be back tomorrow with more promos from the main event.

Put up or shut up.

3 days left and this is the final address from the AWL Commissioner and he has a lot to say about Wonder Kid and one final match being added to the card.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I am the AWL...Commissioner. This evening I happily complete the line up for our Season 7 Finale. First of all, as a gift to the AWL Fans, I have COMMISSIONED!! A match between two members of the AWL Best 4 for this Sunday's finale and Rank is at stake.

Ma-Ji-Ku (#2) vs. "Big" Ben Nelson (#3)

Rank on the Line

Now for far less pleasent business. I address the remainder of these comments to you Wonder Kid:

SHUT UP!

I have had it with you. This season alone you have failed to live up to your obligations, become a safety hazard to your fellow AWL Wrestlers, insulted this organization, insulted me, and (worst of all) when I give you the "challenge" you claim to crave...You fail!

And now you have the audacity to DEMAND a championship match? What exactly have you done to earn a place in the Best 4 let alone a championship match? Once upon a time, you were one of the best on this roster but you've lost it. I am sorely tempted to simply wash my hands of you all together.

But I won't. I have something MUCH worse than that in store for you. Sunday, at AWL 140, you will fight in an Ultimatum Match. If (and I do mean IF) you are victorious, you will get your automatic title match next season. But if you lose, you will be suspended...for the entirety of Season 8!!

Or, you want to know who your opponent will be? Tough!

Wonder Kid vs. ????

Ultimatum Match

Title Shot or One Season Suspension

Wonder Kid, you had better say your prayers...to the Aztec Gods.

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--XOXO AWL Commissioner

Million Dollar Body with a 10 Cent Brain

Well, he's done it this time. With only 4 days to go until AWL 140, I think Wonder Kid has finally dug himself into a hole he can't get out of. Early this morning the following message arrives here at AWL HQ:

3 on 1? You call that a fair challenge? Come on old man. That's not a fair challenge. When I told you to give me competition I didn't mean tag teams and 3 on 1 crap. I want to fight people I've never fought before. Real men who I can look in the eye and say "You're the best in the world. But in a fair fight, I can beat you." That kind of competition doesn't exist in the AWL and obviously, YOU can't give it to me. So here's what you're going to do: Make me the #1 Contender. I beat HAKAISHA at next season's premier. I revolutionize the AWL World Heavyweight Title once again by declaring an open challenge to top level wrestlers from OUTSIDE the dinky little company. We both make money. Make it happen Commissioner.

A few editorial notes: First, it wasn't a 3 on 1 match, it was a gauntlet match. Yes, it was meant to be a test of his endurance as he fought 3 fresh fighters, but it was three 1 on 1 matches, NOT 3 on 1. Second, he lost. Third, the AWL Commissioner CAN'T make Wonder Kid #1 Contender because Bad Luck Fale already has that spot and (Because he won Video Cybernetico) he can't be reduced in rank. 4. Who the hell does Wonder Kid think he is? The AWL Commissioner does not take kindly to being disrespected (just ask El Rudo Rojo) and I'm hoping that he will address this whole mess tomorrow in his weekly address.

Tag Teams Clash at the Finale!

5 days to go until the Season 7 Finale.

Sadly, we will not be able to give you a tag team championship match at AWL 140 because no team has the necessary 3 points to challenge for the AWL World Tag Team Championship. But that doesn't mean the tag team division will be left off of the show.

Late last night, Bullet Club sent in a request (more of a command really, and I think they were drunk when they wrote it) for a match at the finale to earn their third point. Well, being more than a little sick and tired of their garbage, the AWL Commissioner has agreed. This Sunday at AWL 140, Bullet Club will go for their third point against...The AWL All Stars!

Non-Title Match

AWL All Stars (C) vs. Bullet Club (2)

Points in Play!

That's right, the World Tag Team Champions will be in action at AWL 140! 

Let the countdown begin!

We are 6 days away from AWL 140, the Season 7 finale. Yesterday, two matches were confirmed for the event. We have some new information about those bouts that are exclusive to AWLWrestling.blogspot.com:

We already knew about the Rookies' Showcase Trios Match, but now we know more about the teams and who will be participating. The Piledriving Pyromaniac that you met yesterday, Kanetsu will be involved and in breaking news, Dr. Jigoku has informed the AWL offices that his newest Augment will be the final participant!

Matt Classic Jr, Chiba Akagi, & Captain AWL vs. George Fraiser, Kanetsu, & (New Augment)

Rookies' Showcase Trios Match

Also, the one and only title match at AWL 140 was signed as El Rudo Rojo will defend the AWL Light Heavyweight Championship against his little brother El Santo Azul. This will be the first one on one match for the brothers since the end of Season 3 where, in the only lucha de apuestas in AWL history, El Santo Azul took his big brother's mask.

But this time even more is at stake. Not only is the AWL World Light Heavyweight championship up for grabs, but El Rudo Rojo's career may be as well. Allow me to explain:

Right now, the title is the only thing keeping El Rudo Rojo out of Batsumania. But what if he isn't the champion by the time Batsumania happens? This year, the AWL Commissioner has decided to schedule the AWL World Light Heavyweight Title Match BEFORE Batsumania! That means that, if El Rudo Rojo loses the title, he will have to fight for his life!

The lesson? Never piss off the AWL Commissioner.

Updated AWL 140 card:

MAIN EVENT!

Crisis Gundan vs. HAKAISHA & DOOMBUNNY

Elimination Grudge Match

Losing Team Must Disband!!

For AWL 140:

AWL All Stars vs. The New Classics vs. Bullet Club vs. The Augments

Faction Warfare

Fight for 4

Matt Classic Jr, Chiba Akagi, & Captain AWL vs. George Fraiser, Kanetsu, & (New Augment)

Rookies' Showcase Trios Match

Batsumania:

American Beetle vs. Jon Shina vs. Joe Obber vs. ????

El Rudo Rojo (C) vs. El Santo Azul

AWL World Light Heavyweight Championship Match

If El Rudo Rojo loses, he enters Batsumania.

AWL 139: Season 7 Go Home Show

AWL 139: Season 7 Go Home Show 投稿者 AWLBoss

Breaking news!

THIS JUST IN! The AWL Commissioner has added another match to this weekend's AWL 139 card. 

El Rudo Rojo will face his brother El Santo Azul for the first time in YEARS in a non-title match! Apparently, El Rudo Rojo contacted the Commissioner and requested this match. Strange as this seems, the Blue Saint is already scheduled to fight in the 4-way Danger Zone match so he will have to wrestle twice. I'm guessing these things are directly related. The full card for tomorrow is:

Main Event:

Super Giant vs. DOOMBUNNY

Grudge Match

Partners Barred from Ringside

El Santo Azul vs. El Rudo Rojo

Non-Title Match

Big & Spicy (2) vs. Bullet Club (0)

2 Point/15 Minute Match

Dragon vs. ????

Dragon Debut Series

Tiger Mask II vs. Kid Canada vs. El Santo Azul vs. E.N. Hance

Danger Zone Match

I'm guessing you all saw something like this coming.

Good evening knave. I am the AWL Commissioner.

Wonder Kid. I do not suffer fools lightly. You desire new competition? Very well! This weekend, you shall face the cream of this season's crop of AWL Rookie Wrestlers. Wonder Kid vs. Matt Classic Jr....and Chiba Akagi...AND Captain AWL. Gauntlet Match!

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

--XOXO AWL Commissioner.

A big man runs his mouth.

What part of "Give me a challenge" does the Commissioner not understand? I don't mean stick me in a damn tag team with a guy I barely tolerated when I was being paid to hang out with him. Give me someone to fight. Someone I haven't fought and beaten a dozen times before. Can you do that commish? Or do I have to use smaller words?  I'm the Man Muscle Mountain and you had better give me what I want.  Or else.

--Wonder Kid.

Commissioner's Weekly Address

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I am the AWL Commissioner and I have exciting news regarding AWL 140, our upcoming season finale.

I have been very impressed with the recent class of rookies that have been introduced to the AWL through the Dragon Debut Series. So impressed in fact that I have COMMISSIONED!!!! A trios match for AWL 140 that I call the Rookie Showcase. The trios team of Matt Classic Jr., Chiba Akagi, and Captain AWL will face the team of George Fraiser and two other rookies who have yet to debut. One will debut this weekend at AWL 139, and the other will make his first appearance at AWL 140.

Speaking of the finale, with HAKAISHA successfully defending his AWL World's Heavyweight Championship against Ganba last Sunday, we need a new #4 Contender in the AWL Best 4. We will determine this at the finale. I have noticed that a lot of factions seem to be popping up in the Animated Wrestling League lately. So let us get a little faction warfare started. I have chosen 4 factions of 3 or more wrestlers who will select one competitor to enter a one fall 4-Way Match. The winner of which will enter the best 4:

For AWL 140:

AWL All Stars vs. The New Classics vs. Bullet Club vs. The Augments

Faction Warfare

Fight for 4

Finally, here is the card for this weekend's AWL 139 event:

Main Event:

Super Giant vs. DOOMBUNNY

Grudge Match

Partners Barred from Ringside

Big & Spicy (2) vs. Bullet Club (0)

2 Point/15 Minute Match

Dragon vs. ????

Dragon Debut Series

Tiger Mask II vs. Kid Canada vs. El Santo Azul vs. E.N. Hance

Danger Zone Match

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

--XOXO AWL Commissioner.

Danger Zone Update

With AWL 138 in the books 3 men are now LOCKED in the Batsumania Danger Zone. They will compete at AWL 140 in the dreaded 4-way Elimination Match. The winners of the 3 falls will be safe. The loser of the final fall is FIRED! The three men who will wager their careers at AWL 140 are:

1. American Beetle

2. Jon Shina

3. Joe Obber

There are currently 4 wrestlers tied for the last slot. Next weekend at AWL 139, there will be a 4-Way Match. The loser of which will fall into the Danger Zone with no chance of escape.

Tiger Mask II vs. Kid Canada vs. El Santo Azul vs. E. N. Hance

4-Way Danger Zone Match

Tomorrow, I'll be back with the AWL Commissioner's Weekly Address where we'll hopefully find out more about AWL 139 and AWL 140.

AWL 140 Card so far:

MAIN EVENT!

Crisis Gundan vs. HAKAISHA & DOOMBUNNY

Elimination Grudge Match

Losing Team Must Disband!!

Batsumania:

American Beetle vs. Jon Shina vs. Joe Obber vs. ????