3 days left and this is the final
address from the AWL Commissioner and he has a lot to say about
Wonder Kid and one final match being added to the card.
Good evening ladies and
gentlemen. I am the AWL...Commissioner. This evening I happily
complete the line up for our Season 7 Finale. First of all, as a
gift to the AWL Fans, I have COMMISSIONED!! A match between two
members of the AWL Best 4 for this Sunday's finale and Rank is at
stake.
Ma-Ji-Ku (#2) vs. "Big"
Ben Nelson (#3)
Rank on the Line
Now for far less pleasent
business. I address the remainder of these comments to you Wonder
Kid:
SHUT UP!
I have had it with you. This
season alone you have failed to live up to your obligations, become a
safety hazard to your fellow AWL Wrestlers, insulted this
organization, insulted me, and (worst of all) when I give you the
"challenge" you claim to crave...You fail!
And now you have the audacity
to DEMAND a championship match? What exactly have you done to earn a
place in the Best 4 let alone a championship match? Once upon a
time, you were one of the best on this roster but you've lost it. I
am sorely tempted to simply wash my hands of you all together.
But I won't. I have something
MUCH worse than that in store for you. Sunday, at AWL 140, you will
fight in an Ultimatum Match. If (and I do mean IF) you are
victorious, you will get your automatic title match next season. But
if you lose, you will be suspended...for the entirety of Season
8!!
Or, you want to know who your
opponent will be? Tough!
Wonder Kid vs. ????
Ultimatum Match
Title Shot or One Season
Suspension
Wonder Kid, you had better say
your prayers...to the Aztec Gods.
THIS! I have
COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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