Good evening ladies and
gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.
This very morning I had a long
and...rather trying conversation with Hassan, Yamada Jiro, and
American Beetle.
I can not tolerate AWL Wrestlers
simply inventing their own championships just to prove a point. None
of them are officially recognized as AWL Champions.....yet.
If they want their titles to be
recognized, then so be it. And I have what I think will be an
interesting method for determining our new champion:
1. Beginning at AWL 150, all
three prospective champions will face of against a different AWL
faction each week. Each victory earns that wrestler a point. This
will continue for 4 weeks.
2. The wrestler with the lowest
number of points will be stripped of his title and barred from ever
using it again.
3. The remaining two wrestlers
will face the other at AWL 160 and the winner will have his
championship officially recognized by the Animated Wrestling League.
4. That Recognition Match (Yes,
that is a good name for it) will be contested under a stipulation to
be determined by the wrestler who has the most points in the Faction
Gauntlet (Yes, another good name).
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!
Now if you will excuse me, I have
many preparations to make before AWL 150. Good Day.
--XOXO AWL Commissioner.
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