Good evening ladies and
gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.
Last
Sunday at Animated Wrestling League episode 174, I witnessed the
single worst and most dispicable act of cowardess I have seen in 15
years of promoting professional wrestling. Not only did that lying
snake Tanaka Kenichi slither away from his match with Wyvern, he
threw his team mate Maglubiyet Junior into the waiting maw of The
Young Dragon. Then something
happened that truly suprised me. The goblinoid prevailed against
Wyvern, giving him only his second ever loss.
THIS
IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!! For an Animated Wrestling League
wrestler to refuse a match is crime enough to warrant fines and suspensions, but to attempt to sacrifice your own teammate is not only
a betrayal of trust, it shows a complete lack of integrity.....that I
have come to expect from Tanaka Kenichi.
His punishments shall be as
follows:
1. Tanaka Kenichi has been fined
two months pay, he was not paid last week, and shall not be paid this
week.
2. Maglubiyet Junior shall
receive not only his pay for AWL 174, he shall receive Tanaka
Kenichi's as well. Furthermore, Maglubiyet Junior shall receive
credit for the much needed victory.
3.
Tanaka Kenichi shall compete in a.....Punishment Matchthis weekend at
Animated Wrestling League episode 175 against.....Intercontinental
Champion Jack Butcher! Unfortunately, Mister Butcher would only
agree to the match if I made it his next defense of the
Intercontinental Championship. I suppose I can not blame him for
desiring the easy win. It is
a fair trade.
AWL 175:
Jack Butcher (C) vs. THUGLIFE
田中健一
AWL Intercontinental
Championship Match
2nd Title Defense
Additionally,
I wish to provide you wrestling fans with something I know you
desire. Ever since the Golden War, I have been bombarded with
requests for a rematch between Wyvern and the new Animated Wrestling
League Grand Champion Hassan. Unfortunately,
the rules of the Animated Wrestling League do not permit me to
COMMISSION a championship rematch and Wyvern volunteered to remove
himself from the next Fight for Four so it is highly unlikely that
they will cross proverbial swords again this season. So I have done
the next best thing. They shall gaze at one another across the
ring...in tag team action:
Shin Jidai (2) vs. The All
Americans (1)
Points in Play
THIS! I have
COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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