At AWL 180, 4 men will enter the
AWL Ring. One of them, will enter it for the last time. Today as
part of Finale Countdown Week, we have what will be the final promo
for one of these AWL Wrestlers:
American Beetle:
Earlier this week America celebrated the Fourth of July. A time to
remember. A time to celebrate. More than 200 years ago, America
fought against all possible odds in a battle the world thought we
could not win. The British Empire was the most powerful military in
the world at the time. Everyone
knew the odds were against us, but the American thrust for the
American dream and American freedom in America was TOO STRONG!!
July
10th I will find myself fighting against all odds. 3 other men with
as much to lose as I have. 3 other men who have their careers
hanging by a thread. Three other men who will fight to the bitter
end to survive. But my American spirit is TOO STRONG and I will be
victorious...for AMERICA!!
Jon Shina:
Batsumania is the. Biggest.
Event. Of. The. Year!! And when the lights. Are on bright.
That's when Jon Shina rises to the challenge!! All three of those
poopy heads are going down because the Batsumania Champ. Is. HERE!!
Mr. Smiles:
Look at this as a positive.
AWL only has two season finales a year. Six to eight matches on each
finale. That means that there are only 40 or so slots for wrestlers
to compete at a season finale. And in two seasons in the AWL, I've
been on both finale cards! That's AWESOME!! Not only am I on the
show, I'm OPENING the show!! The AWL is putting their best foot
forward and that means Mr. Smiles!!!
E.N. Hance:
I f***ing HATE Batsumania!
Yeah, I don't win a lot of matches. OK, I get it, that sucks. But
when I DO win these Batsumania matches, all of a sudden the wins
don't count? Bull****!!! I work my ass off every ****ing day in the
gym and I still have to fight just to keep my job? You know,
whatever. I don't care anymore. At least I'm getting paid for this
****.
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