Once again, we find ourselves
with an embarrassment of riches in the promo department. All four
representatives set to have their first match in the AWL Clash of
Styles Tournament have submitted comment to you, the wrestling fan
public. Additionally, we have comments from Ganba of team AWL and
Dr. Jigoku of the Augments.
All of these comments have been
translated from the original Japanese. Many thanks as always to the
AWL Translation Team for their services.
HAKAISHA!:
Powerhouse? That's what Yarina
said she would make me. A powerhouse in professional wrestling.
Technically, I guess she was right. But everyone knows how that
story turned out. Now I have the chance to reclaim that word and
make "powerhouse" mean something other than "unskilled
bully" in the wrestling world. I look forward with great
anticipation to this chance. What would I do with a Golden
Opportunity? Simple, I would try to take back what I lost. During
Seasons 7 and 8 I defended the AWL World's Heavyweight Championship
13 times. Yes, that was a record, but I failed to become the first
AWL Grand Champion. If I win this tournament, I'm making up for that
failure. Heh, that's all I ever seem to do, isn't it? Make up for
my own failures. Well, if that is the karmic penalty I must pay. I
will pay it the right way.
Black Tiger III:
I have nothing to say to you.
Golden Opportunity? That's simple. I take what is rightfully mine.
The honor of Tiger Mask II!! A Golden Opportunity grants unlimited
power. I will force him to fight me...with his mask on the line!
Tanaka Kenichi:
You am stupid! This Tanaka
Kenichi money want. Golden Opportunity ha nothing! F*** you!! I am
cool you am f***!!
Yamada Jiro:
This is not about money. This
is not about a Golden Opportunity. This is about pride. Japanese
pride! The pride of the few men left in this once great nation. The
Strong Style is OUR invention. And why Japanese wrestlers are the
greatest in the world. Even now, two of our people have taken over
the only part of WWE worth watching any more, NXT and it took both of
them less than a year to do it.
Now the AWL has begun this
tournament to crown the greatest style of professional wrestling in
the world today. You may as well hand me the prizes now. For I am
the Representative of Strong Style and that means I've already won.
Now we move on to our 4 part
series pitting some of the best of the AWL against their counter parts
in the Augments. Team AWL has elected Ganba to speak for them and
the evil Dr. Jigoku has naturally appointed himself to speak for the
Augments.
Ganba:
Now that I am the AWL Grand
Champion, I am once again the face of the Animated Wrestling League.
That means it is my duty to protect the AWL from the forces that
would see this company destroyed. Right now, the biggest threat to
the AWL is The Augments. Dr. Jigoku has no respect for professional
wrestling or the years of hard work and training each and every
wrestler in this company has put in to honing their craft. He just
wants to prove how smart he is. Well, he isn't. Because he doesn't
realize that champions are not made in a laboratory. They're made in
the gym, on the road, and in the ring. There are no short cuts.
But I will give Jigoku credit.
He picked some great men to copy. The best luchador in the business,
the future of the sport, and one half of the AWL World Tag Team
Champions. Thank's for assembling me a great team doctor. This
Sunday, we beat your tin soldiers together, then I line them up and
knock them down defending the AWL Grand Championship.
So bring your worst doctor.
Just know that every last member of the AWL Roster will ALWAYS do our
best!
Dr. Jikoku:
Huh? Oh, I don't care about
your little matches. In fact, I won't even BE at AWL 186. No, no,
no, far too busy. Too much work to do on the next phase. Yes,
couldn't possibly make it. My Augments will do the job and finish
off those...inferior...wrestlers. Yes, yes, quite sure of
that. Now get out! You are in my way!!
And with that, all that remains
is the fighting. Tune in tomorrow for AWL 186 and come back next
Thursday for AWL Super Card—Tag Matsuri 2016!
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