Saturday, June 3, 2017

Full Card and an A-hole

This is the full and final card for AWL 214:
AWL 214
MAIN EVENT
AWL All Stars vs. The Augments
Trios Match

オカダカズチカ & Tiger Mask II (0) vs. 山田二郎 & 破砕機
Points in Play

T49P (2) vs. Team GWM (0)
Points in Play

The New Classics (0) vs. Team Victory (0)
Points in Play

The Great Americans (0) vs. Liga Cosmica (1)
Points in Play

And this just added:
El Rudo Rojo vs. THUGLIFE田中健一
Danger Zone Match

Breaking news coming in right now as I’ve been typing this.  We’ve received a message from…oh you have GOT to be kidding me!

What happened at AWL 213 was natural selection in action.  Tiny failed to win the AWL Grand Championship.  He was unworthy of survival.  The creature you plebeians call “The Skull Head Killer” is…how do I put this in terms you will understand…a cosmic janitor.  A living extinction event.  Something that comes in an sweeps away the leftovers of the evolutionary process.

Know this!  Any who fail to prove themselves worthy by taking the Grand Championship from my Augment will face sign their own death warrant.  And since all AWL Contracts expressly waive liability in case of any injury or even death in the ring, there’s nothing your ridiculous laws can do to stop me either!

So, come all ye challengers.  Come and prove us…SUPERIOR!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--Dr. Jigoku


Editorial Note: F*** that guy!

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