For what may be the final time, I turn this final blog
post before the AWL Season 11 Finale over to the champion and challenger in
this weekend’s all important AWL Grand Championship Match. First, the challenger:
I wanted to fight Wrestler X. I wanted a challenge. Now I’m reduced to wrestling a ridiculous
cowboy. I guess I will have to be
satisfied with ending the Animated Wrestling League and bringing GWM one step
closer to ruling the wrestling world.
--Tiger the Great III
The world on my shoulders. The world on my shoulders. The world on my shoulders. That’s all I’ve been hearing all week. From the lockerroom to the fans, to my own
family! Even the AWL Commissioner called
me into his office to “Make sure I understood the situation.”
Well I do! I know that if I blow it in this match we
lose the Grand Championship for good and we’re off the air. Meaning that all the boys are out of
work. I know. I also know that I’m not the best fighter in
the AWL. I know my win-loss record. I know that just last week that big white
tiger made me tap out in the middle of the ring. No excuses, he beat me.
But
I know something else. I know that I AM
THE AWL GRAND FREAKING CHAMPION!! I know
that I’m the man with the belt and right now that makes me the BEST WRESTLER IN
THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!! Is Tiger the
Great the Whatever gonna kick my ass?
Yeah! He’s going to beat seven
circles of hell out of me. But is he
going to defeat me? Is he going to take
my title?
Hell
no! Tiger, I’ll see you on Sunday. Everyone else, I’ll see you in Season 12.
--"Peacemaker" Luke James
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