I have waited a long time to say
this. Good evening ladies and
gentlemen. I am the AWL…Commissioner.
We…are…BACK! The Animated Wrestling League is
REBORN!!! At the turning of the new
year, we shall rise from the ashes for the biggest event in our calendar and
the start of AWL Season 12: The New Year’s Tournament. 16 professional wrestlers will compete in a
one-night single elimination tournament with the sole survivor receiving a
prize more precious that any amount of money…an automatic title match at the
AWL Grand Championship currently held by The Japanese Destroyer.
Furthermore, we are restarting the
AWL Best 4 system of determining the top contenders to the AWL Grand
Championship. The winner of the New
Year’s Tournament will be the number one contender, his fellow finalist will be
number two, and the losers of the semifinals will become numbers three and four
based on who has the best win loss record.
More information regarding the
tournament will be announced within the next few days. However, before we can continue into the
future, we must discuss the past. First,
all win loss records and tag team division points are reinstated and shall be
carried over from Season 11. Before
Season 12 properly begins at AWL 221, there will be an AWL By the Numbers post
to clarify such matters.
Second, the Animated Wrestling
League is offering an open invitation for all AWL Wrestlers who signed with
Global Wrestling Monopoly to return to the Animated Wrestling League without prejudice. Already Ganba, Luke James, all three members
of Shin Jidai, and The Augments have taken us up on the offer. The offer is still open to anyone who
qualifies. The lone exception is
American Beetle. He lost the Batsumania
Match at AWL 220 and is not welcome to return.
Third, speaking of the Augments, I
hereby STRIP Project Tetsu of the AWL Anarchy Championship and officially once
again retire the title. Season 12 will
be about the restoration of order to the Animated Wrestling League. The last thing I need is anarchy.
Forth, I have received requests for
bookings from some former Global Wrestling Monopoly so called Superstars. Their requests will be considered on a case
by case basis. Already I have signed
Tiger the Dark to an AWL Contract and happily welcome him to the roster.
Fifth, I am still deciding what to
do with the now defunct Global Wrestling Monopoly championship belts that we
acquired following Final Wars. More
information on that as it becomes available.
Finally, allow me to announce the
official Supercard schedule for 2018:
January: New Year’s Tournament 2018.
February: National Pro Wrestling Day 2018?
(Chikara has not announced the event for this year.)
March: ???? (Well, I have to keep some secrets. BWAHAHAHAHAH!)
May: Golden War 2018.
August: Obon-nanza 2018.
October: Clash of Styles Tournament.
That is all. I wish all of you a very happy holiday and
ask you to please look forward to the 12th Season of the Animated
Wrestling League.
THIS!
I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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