Today,
it’s promo lightning round as ALL 12 wrestlers set to compete in tomorrows
Intercontinental Tournament have been given the opportunity to say something
before the big day. We’re going to go in
the order the matches will be presented:
DOOMBUNNY vs. Frederic Victor
DOOMBUNNY:
I’m100%healedfromallofmyinjuriesandit’stimeItookmyrightfulplaceasAWLIntercontinentalChampion.
IknowmybuddyHAKAISHAistheGrandChamion,butthat’sthepoint!! WestartedasaGoldenDuowhenIwasLightHeavyweightChampandhewasHeavyweightChamp. WhenIbecomeICChampion,
we’regoingtoaimfortheTagTeamTitlesandbecomethefirstduotoholdALLthegold!!
Frederic Victor:
If
this were a foot race or a high jump competition, I would lose handily. I might even place a bet against myself. But this is a wrestling match. That foolish rabbit may be fast, and I fully
concede that he can jump high than I, but he is no match for my superior
wrestling ability. My only concern is
formulating a strategy for the so called “Scramble Match.”
Hifumi Ryuji vs. X-Drone
Hifumi Ryuji (Translated from the original
Japanese by the AWL Translation Team):
In
GWM, I was a champion. In the AWL, I
will be a champion again. All it takes
is three seconds. 3 Count, You’re Out!
Dr. Jigoku (Speaking on behalf of the
X-Drone):
An
excellent experiment! For a human,
Hifumi Ryuji has an impressive database of techniques. This will be a prime opportunity to test the
limits of my X-Drone’s harddrive.
Tiger the Dark vs. Hasaiki!
Spring Tiger (Speaking on behalf of Tiger
the Dark. Translated from the original
Japanese):
Sometimes
all you need is a chance. Tiger the Dark
has been hitting the gym harder than I’ve ever seen him. He’s free of GWM and this is his first real
chance to show what he can do in the singles division. I’ll be there for the qualifying match, so
please join me in supporting Tiger Mask W!! <3
Hasaiki:
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Matt Classic Jr. vs. Yamada Jiro
Matt Classic Jr.:
I’m
sick of being treated with kid gloves. I
know I had a concussion, but I have a clean bill of health from the AWL doctors
and my doctor at home. I’m ready to
fight and I’m ready to become the first ever 2-time AWL IC Champ. And this time, I’m taking it all the way to
the Grand Championship even if I have to fight one of my own faction mates to
get it.
Yamada Jiro (Translated from the original
Japanese):
Of
course, they give me another filthy American for the qualifying match. Bad enough they make me wrestle in that
country, I have to fight them here too.
I’m going to beat Matt Classic Jr. so badly, he’ll wish to be deported.
Mr. Smiles vs. Big Foot
Mr. Smiles:
AWESOME
SAUCE!! I get to be in the IC
Tournament. This is going to be a
BLAST!!
Big Foot:
…..I’m
hungry…..Let’s eat steak!
Sammy Nix vs. Lee Masters
Sammy Nix:
Ya
know, Lee and me fight each other all the time.
We spar and train tagetha at the AWL Dojo, we’ve had a couple of matches
before, but we’ve never really settled who’s tha betta wrestler. Tomorrow’s as good a time as any. Lee, I love ya likea brudda, but when we’re
across the ring from each other, it’s on!
Lee Masters:
This
isn’t going to be a sparing match. This
isn’t going to be a friendly tussle.
This is going to be a FIGHT! For
years I’ve watched Sammy take the lime light.
New Year’s Tournament, Grand Champion, and what am I? The tag team guy. I’ve been in the AWL since the VERY
BEGINNING! I don’t think anyone on the
active roster has been here as long as I have!
And what do I have to show for ME?
Not a team…ME? NOTHING! Most years, I’m lucky if I even qualify for
the New Year’s Tournament. And when’s
the last time I’ve had a title match?
Season 2? Season 3? It’s been so damn long I don’t even remember.
The
only way I’m getting near that Grand Championship is fighting my way through with
the IC belt. If I have to prove I’m the
better man on my team to do that? All
the better!
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