Sunday, December 16, 2018

Finale Countdown Part 5: Last Words


We are just hours away from AWL 260 and the very real chance that Dr. Jigoku will once again control the AWL Grand Championship!  I know that sounds pessimistic, but one of the bad doctor’s slaves is challenging for the title against easily the LEAST experienced champion we’ve ever had (though not the least deserving) in Chikara’s Thief Ant.  The last time Dr. Jigoku got his gloves on the Grand Championship it started a reign of terror that decimated the entire roster.  I hope you don’t blame me for being nervous.
                Anyway, it’s time to open to floor to the champion and challenger.  First, speaking on behalf of his…slave is Dr. Jigoku:

Dr. Jigoku:
                At last, a proper testament to my genius!  For YEARS that midget Ma-Ji-Ku toiled endlessly in the AWL getting absolutely nowhere.  Living on past glories and pining for a long dead division.  But, less than a single season under MY influence and he’s in the main event of the finale a mere technicality away from the one accolade that always eluded him, AWL Grand Champion!
                WHEN my M-05 wins the belt, it will confirm my hypothesis that even a miserable failure, with the proper application of SCIENCE can become…superior!

Thief Ant:
                What’s mine will not be yours.  That’s all I have to say.

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