From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.:
We deeply regret
to inform the AWL fans that the AWL World Heavyweight Champion Wonder Kid will
NOT be appearing on any AWL program unless and until the AWL Commissioner
reveals the identity of the now #1 contender in the AWL Best 4. A champion the caliber of Wonder Kid deserves
time to study and prepare for his opponents.
Where else in sports do you see this kind of blatant favoritism by an
authority figure? Again, we regret the
necessity of depriving the AWL fans of the privilege of seeing the Man Muscle
Mountain compete, but there is no one to blame but the AWL Commissioner.
In other business
news, the expansion of Yarina Talent Management Inc. is coming along splendidly. While we are quite limited in the details we
can reveal regarding ongoing contract negotiations, we CAN reveal that YTM Inc.
has signed a pair of new wrestlers that will soon be competing in the AWL Tag
Team Division. There are still a few
wrinkles to be ironed out, but we look to complete the transaction in time for
AWL 50.
What a loada hooey! Y’all are nothing but a yellow bellied coward Kid. Y’all want someone ta fight? Well, come ta A dubya L 49 and fight ME! Once I beat ja, I reckon that’ll make me #1 contenda! So bring it on “Champ” if’n ya got the guts.
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