From
the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.
Once
again and with great disappointment, we must inform the AWL community that
their AWL World Heavyweight Champion will not compete at AWL 50. We refuse to put our top client in any
position as dangerous as facing an unknown opponent. Please direct and messages of complaint to
the offices of the AWL Commissioner.
Thank you and don’t worry, YTM Inc. will be represented at AWL 50 as our
new tag team begins their journey of destruction.
OK, fine, have it your way. Wonder Kid is now officially scheduled to compete in a 10 minute challenge against the #1 Contender at AWL 50. If Wonder Kid fails to appear, he will be STRIPPED of the championship. This . . . I have COMMISSIONED!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete--XOXO AWL Commissioner.
Yarina Talent Management Inc. is please and privileged to provide the AWL fans with the opportunity to see the Man Muscle Mountain, and AWL World Heavyweight Champion, Wonder Kid ply his craft inside the wrestling ring. Tune in to AWL 50 and enjoy the show.
ReplyDeleteThough so.
ReplyDelete--XOXO AWL Commissioner.