What the heck is going on with Batsumania?

OK ladies and gentlemen, let’s get down to business.  AWL statisticians have been reexamining every iota of data regarding win loss records now that Tiger Mask and Shin Tora (as Tag Team #1 contenders) are ineligible for Batsumania.  We still need the bottom four wrestlers to compete in the 4-courners survival match at AWL 60 (It’s on the freaking posters for goodness sake!) and the new data is . . . inconclusive.

1. American Beetle W/L Ratio: -6

2. Silver Potato W/L Ratio: -4

3. ?

4. ?

See those question marks next to 3 and 4?  Therein lies the problem.  American Beetle and Silver Potato are definitely in the match, but right below them with a win loss ratio of -3 are FOUR different wrestlers.  Some of whom thought they had previously saved themselves.  In no particular order, they are:

Curry Man

“Penultimate Fighter” Lee Masters

Maglubiyet Jr.

“Peacemaker” Luke James

With only one episode left until the Season 3 Finale and 2 spots to fill, desperate times call for desperate measures.  Fortunately, desperate measures happen to be one of the AWL Commissioner’s specialties.

At AWL 59, there will be two matches featuring these four men.  First, a one fall 4-Corners Match.  The winner will be safe from Batsumania and the loser will be forced to fight for his career at AWL 60.  Later that same night, the two men who neither won nor lost will fight again.  Again, the winner is safe, the loser is in danger.

The full card for this weekend is being decided as we speak.  We will be back throughout the rest of the week with more news and updates on the AWL.