You knew this was coming.

From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.:

              It has been a fantastic week for us here at YTM Inc.  Our clients, Crisis Gundan are the NEW AWL World Tag Team Champions and remain the only undefeated tag team in the league.  As a direct result, our company stock prices have seen a significant rise above and beyond standard market activity.  Also, our AWL World Heavyweight Champion, Wonder Kid has pushed away every challenge to his title and AWL all stars like Dragon and Matt Classic can’t even make it past the 10 minute challenge.

              Since the Animated Wrestling League has proven unable to provide Wonder Kid with sufficient challenge, YTM Inc. management has decided to increase our per appearance fee by 40%.  Since I’m sure the AWL Commissioner doesn’t want to lose all of his top champions, I’m sure he’ll find our new rates quite reasonable.

              Lastly, with next weekend’s AWL episode focusing around a light heavyweight tournament, we have been getting a lot of inquiries from interested sources asking if Yarina Talent Management Inc. has any intention of expanding into that division.

             

              No.

              We have no interest whatsoever in the AWL baby division.  Our business model is more than sufficient to maximize our bottom line.  We don’t need to be wasting human resources capital on acrobats and stuntmen.  We are in the business of representing the best professional wrestlers in the world and that means heavyweights.