AWL Wrestler Profile: Silver Potato

Silver Potato

              From: Boise Idaho

              Record: 7-10

              Finisher: Au Gratin Kick.

              Affiliation: None

              Style: Sports Entertainment

              Championships: None

              Much like American Beetle, Silver Potato comes to the AWL from Kaiju Big Battel.  Formerly a member of the noble Team Hero, Silver Potato was once a mild mannered factory worker for Shingles Potato Chips until one day he fell into a vat of discarded radioactive potato peelings.  He gained super human strength, endurance, agility, and (somewhat surprisingly) , super human dancing skills and a knowledge of professional wrestling holds.  Because potatoes can totally do that!

              Those of you who follow Kaiju Big Battel may be asking yourself “Didn’t Silver Potato get eaten by a zombie plantain?”  Yes.  Yes he did.  But that was not OUR Silver Potato.  Ours was pulled out of an  earlier point in his timeline by the events of the movie Ghilli (which was so bad it ripped the universe a new time hole).  This version of the Uber Tuber never went evil, never joined Dr. Cube’s Posse, and never died in an off camera cut scene like a *****.

              In the AWL, Silver Potato has competed primarily as a singles wrestler and has had memorable matches with everyone from Wonder Kid to Luke James.  But the thing that stands out the most is the fact that the AWL’s ring announcer seems to have a massive crush on him, nearly having an orgasm every time he introduces the Idaho Icon.  Perhaps one day our ring announcer will have the guts to actually talk to his hero, but nobody really cares.

              Silver Potato was the final man to survive Batsumania at AWL 60 where he knocked out Maglubiyet Jr. with an Au Gratin Kick to send the little creep back to the Infernal Plains of Hoboken New Jersey for good.

              In Season 4, Silver potato has vowed to return to his heroic roots . . . whatever that means.