And
now, a message from the boss:
Good
evening ladies and gentlemen. I am the AWL Commissioner. I am coming
before you tonight, via this electronic communications medium, to
mete out a little justice around the Animated Wrestling League.
First,
I must address the heinous and inexcusable actions of Wolf. His
attack upon the Animated Wrestling League's World Heavyweight
Champion were completely uncalled for and he shall be punished. Wolf
will compete in a match at AWL 91 and, should he lose, his #1 rank in
the AWL Best 4 shall be forfeit!!
Also,
as their are currently two vacancies in the AWL Best 4, it is my duty
to fill them. First, considering the extraordinary circumstances
surrounding last week's world heavyweight championship match I have
seen fit to bend the rules and reinstitute "Big" Ben Nelson
into the AWL Best 4!
AWL
Best 4:
1.
Wolf
2.
"Lightning" Mike Quackenbush
3.
????
4.
"Big" Ben Nelson
The
third place shall be filled by the winner of the first ever Fight for
3 Match at AWL 91. Naturally, I consulted the AWL win-loss records
to determine who had the best record among all those not currently in
the Best 4 or holding a championship.
Unfortunately,
the name that kept coming up was . . . . . Wonder Kid.
So,
as much as it pains me to do so, Wonder Kid shall compete in the
Fight for 3. Never let it be said that wins and losses don't matter
in the Animated Wrestling League!! However, I have personally
selected an opponent for Wonder Kid. Someone who I believe will
serve as a . . . . . bit of a surprize for our former champion. And
that is all I shall say on the matter.
Lastly,
in the main event of AWL 91, Tiger Mask shall have his well earned
title match against the AWL World Light Heavyweight Champion:
Ma-Ji-Ku!
THIS,
I HAVE COMMISSIONED!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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