The
following is a message from the AWL Commissioner.
Good
evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner. Last week
at AWL 96, we learned that the man in the back mask, who has been assaulting my employees, is under contract to that
nasty wench Yarina. THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!! I shall not have my AWL
Wrestlers attacked in such a cowardly and unsportsmanlike manor! It
is my wish to immediately fire this man and ban him from all AWL
events for LIFE!
However,
I shant do so . . . yet. Yesterday evening I received a
request from AWL Wrestler "Big" Ben Nelson. He wishes to
engage with his attacker inside the AWL ring. Coming to the
realization that I can always fire him later, I agreed on the
condition that Mr. Nelson be medically cleared to wrestle before the
event takes place. But I
hope for the best as I formally announce the following match for AWL
100:
STEEL CAGE MATCH—NO ESCAPE
“Big" Ben Nelson vs. ????
(Name Currently Unknown)
But
I'm not done dealing with our not so little mystery man. No indeed.
In fact, he shall compete in his first official AWL match this
week as he faces . . . . .
TINY!!
THIS! I HAVE COMMISSIONED!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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