Thursday, June 12, 2014

She's at it again


From the offices of Yarina Talent Management Inc.
I am proud to report that our revitalized business model has already resulted in significant gains and projections look excellent in both the short and long term. All ready the new and improved Crisis Gundan has regained the AWL World Tag Team Championships. Plus, our own Super Giant has earned a slot in Video Cybernetico III, we expect to maximize this opportunity and to acquire the AWL World Light Heavyweight Championship very soon.

Incidentally, any allegations that I or anyone in my employ has ever disparaged the AWL Light Heavyweight Division are completely fabricated and thoroughly without merit.

But none of that is why I am sending all of you this message. We all learned last week that the new AWL World Heavyweight Champion is willing to take on challengers in non-title matches. While this is obviously a stupid business decision on his part, we here at YTM Inc are not known for letting an opportunity go to waste.  So champ, if your up for a challenge, how about a real man. How about . . . . . Jack "Breakdown" Butcher?


--YTM Inc. CEO ヤリナ

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