Big bunch of promos part 2

Continuing our series of promos for this weekend's AWL 125, two more tag teams are being given the stage.

All Americans:

Hassan: Yamada Jiro, you and I still have unfinished business. But this Sunday at AWL 125, it's all about the points and it's all about climbing back to the top of the mountain and reclaiming OUR AWL World Tag Team Titles! And lucky lucky us, we get The Augments.

American Beetle: Last week, you Augments wrestled us and maple boy to a draw. WHAT IN THE NAME OF LINCOLN'S BEARD IS THAT! There's no "draws" in AMERICAN rasselin! But this is the AWL so we must follow the law and order of this fed. But this Saturday

Hassan: Dude, it's Sunday.

American Beetle: I go by AMERICAN time! This Saturday, we're going to get some good old fashioned American shock and awe style vengeance on you freaks. And since we know you dogs like to run in a pack, we're bringing that Canadian guy with us.

Hassan: See you in the ring weirdos.

DOOMBUNNY & HAKAISHA!:

DOOMBUNNY: ThechampsarecomingthechampsarecomingthechampsareHERE!! AWL125,weare goingtokickyourbuttsandwe'regoingtobethefirstduoinAWLhistorytoholdALLthegold!!!!!!

HAKAISHA!: Relax 相棒relax! 俺のパートナは元気すぎるですが彼は正しだ。Masters選手とNix選手は上手なプロレスーラです。でも、俺はAWLチャンピオン、彼はAWLライトチャンピオン。一緒におれたちはゴールデンヅオ！　勝ちは必然的！