Shoot comment: Sorry this
week's posts have taken so long. I blew my back out the other day
and have spent all of my spare time since either flat on my back in
bed or Jeff Hardy level pilled up on painkillers. But as they say,
the show must go on:
It's going to be a busy week here
in the AWL. To start us off, we have a message from the AWL
Commissioner not only addressing the events of AWL 125, but a major
announcement regarding the heavyweight division:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner. First of all, allow me to
apologize for the unsportsmanlike actions of the AWL Wrestler known
as Jack Butcher. To attack a fellow athlete after he has already
wrestled a match is unacceptable. Both Jack Butcher and Super Giant
have been fined the equivalent of 1 week's pay. Further such
actions may result in Jack Butch being stripped of his #1 contender's
status.
Speaking of the AWL Best 4, the
recent match between HAKAISHA! and Jack Butcher gave me an idea. Top
contender's should not be allowed to lose matches without some sort
of penalty. Therefore! From this moment forward ANY member of
the AWL Best 4 who loses a singles match will be
reduced in rank by one place. If the #4 wrestler loses, he will be
replaced but the wrestler who defeated him.
Lastly, allow me to announce the
main event for next weekend's AWL 126:
DOOMBUNNY (C) vs. Prince Puma
AWL World Light Heavyweight
Championship Match
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner.
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