But it is not a good evening ladies and gentlemen. It has not been a good week. I have grown tired of my wrestlers thinking they can just attack anyone they like. Therefore, at great personal expense, I have contracted a professional security force to maintain order at Animated Wrestling League events. They come from...very far away but their skill, loyalty, and impartiality can not be denied. They will be on duty as of this weekend at AWL 145.
Speaking of all the interference that has been happening lately, I am a man who believes in the old adage of professional wrestling:!. Let them fight But let them fight in the correct time and place It just so happens that we have a Super Card coming up in just under two weeks. So let these matches be...COMMISSIONED!!:
AWL Super Card - Obon-nanza 2015:
Yamada Jiro vs. Hassan
Usagi Kick vs. The DOOMBUNNY
Grudge Match
Once again, we shall have two title matches this week. The New Classics shall have their first defense of the AWL World Tag Team Championship against Big & Spicy. And HAKAISHA! will defend his championship against the man he won it from at National Pro Wrestling Day back in February: Ganba!
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED !!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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