Sunday, November 27, 2016
Thursday, November 24, 2016
Full Card for AWL 195 and HUGE announcement!
Good
evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.
It
has been a...trying time here in the Animated Wrestling League. For
various reasons we have had to delay many of our programs this
season. As a result, we are behind schedule. Since we have booked
the Tokyo Dome for AWL 200 on December 18th (and our booking fee is
non-refundable) we must, as the young people say, play catch up.
Therefore,
I have COMMISSIONED that the first two weeks of December shall be
DOUBLE HEADER DECEMBER in the AWL! That's right, new episodes of the
Animated Wrestling League on BOTH Saturday and Sunday of those
weekends!
This!
I have COMMISSIONED!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO
AWL Commissioner.
Thanks
boss! RyuSensei here to finish out this blog post with the full card
for AWL 195:
AWL 195:
MAIN EVENT
Shin Jidai (C) vs. Liga
Cosmica (3)
AWL World Tag Team
Championship Match
1st Title Defense
Chiba Akagi (C) vs. X
AWL Intercontinental
Championship Match
4th Title Defense
HAKAISHA! (7/2) vs. Yamada
Jiro (2/2)
CoS Tournament Match
Powerhouse vs. Strong Style
Luke James (0/2) vs. Ma-Ji-Ku
(5/2)
CoS Tournament Match
Brawler vs. Lucha Libre
Tiny vs. Hasaiki
First Time Ever Singles Match
DANGER ZONE MATCH
Mr. Smiles vs. El Rudo Rojo
vs. Tanaka Kenichi vs. Curry Man SPICY
By special order of the AWL
Commissioner: No Time Limit!
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
News Update
There
shall be no Grand Championship Match this week. And Shin Jidai, if
you survive the week with your championships intact, we might be able
to negotiate.
--Dr.
Jigoku
That
was another demand from Dr. Jigoku. But on to the actual AWL news.
First up, the most recent
rankings in the Clash of Styles Tournament:
1.
Hardcore: Tanaka Kenichi (10/2)
2.
Powerhouse: HAKAISHA! (7/2)
3.
Specialists: Sammy Nix (6/2)
4.
Lucha Libre: Ma-Ji-Ku (5/2)
5.
Tiger Style: Black Tiger III (4/2)
5.
Technical: Kid Canada (4/2)
6.
Strong Style: Yamada Jiro (2/2) X
7.
Brawler: Luke James (0/2) X
It's
worth noting that if either Black Tiger III or Kid Canada lose
another match (or if one more wrestler passes the 8 point mark), they
will be eliminated from the tournament.
Now
for the current Danger Zone Rankings:
Wrestler
|
Win
|
Loss
|
Total
|
as of AWL 194
|
|
Jon Shina
|
3
|
-20
|
-17
|
DANGER ZONE
|
LOCKED
|
American Beetle
|
45
|
-58
|
-13
|
DANGER ZONE
|
LOCKED
|
Mr. Smiles
|
1
|
-11
|
-10
|
DANGER ZONE
|
|
Tanaka Kenichi
|
31
|
-41
|
-10
|
|
|
El Rudo Rojo
|
36
|
-45
|
-9
|
DANGER ZONE
|
|
Luke James
|
32
|
-41
|
-9
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Tanaka
Kenichi, being almost certain to (ugh) make it to the finals of the
Clash of Styles Tournament,
has been removed from the
Danger Zone. That leaves Mr. Smiles, El Rudo Rojo, and Luke James to
duke it out for the final two slots in Batsumania. While
the card for next weekend has not been announced, Luke James should
be scheduled to compete and all CoS matches count toward the overall
win loss records.
Stay
tuned tomorrow for the full card for AWL 195 and
a major announcement from the AWL Commissioner.
Monday, November 21, 2016
Saturday, November 19, 2016
INFO DUMP!!!
NEWS FLASH: I am an idiot!
OK explanation: I actually wrote out this weeks blogs in time, but for some reason I thought I'd posted them when I hadn't. So please pretend that this info dump was posted over the course of the week. We're wrestling fans, were at suspending disbelief for the sake of entertainment.
Wednesday:
After the debacle that was AWL
193, the AWL Commissioner has wasted no time in announcing the full
card for AWL 194. We already know a new open contract has been
issued and obviously we don't know who will be crazy or stupid enough
to accept it. But we now know the rest of the card.
Project 鉄 (C)
vs. ????
AWL Grand Championship Match
3rd Title Defense
Open Contract Challenge
Liga Cosmica (2) vs. The New
Classics (0)
Points in Play
Tanaka Kenichi (8/3) vs. Black
Tiger III (4/3)
Clash of Styles Touynament
Match
Hardcore vs. Tiger Style
Hasaiki vs. 一二三龍二
山田二郎 (0/3) vs.
Luke James (0/3)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Strong Style vs. Brawler
El Rudo Rojo vs. Mr. Smiles
Danger Zone Match
Thursday: Shin Jidai issues
challenge
At AWL 193 I made a mistake I
mentioned a challenge in the Tag Team Division. The challenge IS
happening, but it was not for public revelation. I apologize for my
indescretion. It will not happen again.
Fortunately for my continued
career prospects the AWL World's Tag Team Champions 新時代
have chosen to issue their
challenge formally:
Jigoku! We know you're willing
to break the rules to get what you want. And since the AWL
Commissioner seems to be going along with you on this (for some
reason) wed like to offer you a little challenge. You want the tag
team titles. We're willing to give them to you.
We hereby challange your Augments
to a match at AWL 200! We're willing to put up the AWL World's Tag
Team Titles on the line. No points needed.
But here's the catch: If we win,
Usagi Kick and Mahou Crusher are OUT of the AWL AND we
get an automatic match with Project Tetsu for the AWL Grand
Championship. That's right, all three of us...in a Gauntlet Match!
We await your answer.
--Wyvern
--Matt Classic Jr.
新時代
(Editors note: If Liga Cosmica
win their match with The New Classics this weekend, the luchadores
will be the #1 Contenders for the AWL World's Tag Team Titles. That
would presumably overrule any deal privately arranged by the
wrestlers.)
Friday:
First things first on today's
news update, the AWL Commissioner has weighed in on Shin Jidai's
challenge to the Augments for the AWL World Tag Team Championships.
The message was a very simple: "Absolutely not!"
Moving on to the actual news, AWL
193 created some ripples in the Clash of Styles Tournament:
1.
Hardcore: Tanaka Kenichi (8/3)
2.
Powerhouse: HAKAISHA! (7/2)
3.
Specialists: Sammy Nix (6/2)
4.
Lucha Libre: Ma-Ji-Ku (5/2)
5.
Tiger Style: Black Tiger III (4/3)
6.
Technical: Kid Canada (4/2)
7.
Strong Style: Yamada Jiro (0/3) X
7. Brawler: Luke James (0/3) X
Even though they are both
eliminated from the tournament, James and Yamato will face each other
this weekend for pride and honor. If Kid Canada loses his next match
or if one more wrestler earns more than 8 points, he too will be
eliminated.
Remember, at the end of the round
robin section of the tournament, the two wrestlers with the highest
point totals (after any necessary tie breakers) will fight one last
time at AWL 200 in the Tokyo Dome for the Golden Opportunity,
¥1,000,000, and the
title of Master of the Ultimate Style!
On the other side of the roster,
last week also impacted the Danger Zone:
Wrestler
|
Win
|
Loss
|
Total
|
as of AWL 193
|
Jon Shina
|
3
|
-20
|
-17
|
DANGER ZONE
|
American Beetle
|
45
|
-58
|
-13
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Tanaka Kenichi
|
30
|
-41
|
-11
|
DANGER ZONE
|
El Rudo Rojo
|
35
|
-45
|
-10
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Mr. Smiles
|
1
|
-10
|
-9
|
DANGER ZONE
|
With Tanaka Kenichi currently
immune as the leader of the Clash of Styles Tournament. Shina,
Beetle, Rojo and Smiles are at risk of losing their jobs. Jon Shina
is locked in the Danger Zone as there are no longer enough
episodes between here and the finale for him to save himself. With
his win last week, Luke James saved himself (for the moment).
The story continues this weekend
at AWL 194!
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Sunday, November 13, 2016
Full Card for AWL 193
Contrary to what Dr. Jigoku said
earlier this week, there WILL be a title match in the main event of
AWL 193...for the AWL Intercontinental Championship! And if Dr.
Jigoku can be vague and mysterious about the challenger, so can the
AWL Commissioner.
AWL 193:
MAIN EVENT
Chiba Akagi (C) vs. X
AWL Intercontinental
Championship Match
3rd Title Defense
Liga Cosmica (1) vs. RUZAI (1)
Points in Play
Tiny, Hifumi Ryuji, &
Prince Puma vs. Spicy BLACK & Hasaiki
Trios Match
HAKAISHA (5/3) vs. Kid Canada
(4/3)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Powerhouse vs. Technical
Ma-Ji-Ku (3/3) vs. Sammy Nix
(6/3)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Lucha Libre vs. Specialization
El Rudo Rojo vs. Mr. Smiles
vs. Luke James
Danger Zone Match
The show should be ready some time late Sunday US time, Monday Japan time.
It's been a bad week.
I'm sorry everyone. The AWL is going to be a day late or so. It's been a very difficult week for me. The primary reason should be obvious, but I don't want to go into it in this forum. The result is that This week's episode is nowhere near ready. Hopefully AWL Episode 193 will be posted sometime in the next 24 hours, but I can't promise that.
Please stay tuned.
Thursday, November 10, 2016
CoS/DZ Update
Time for every wrestling fan's
favorite part of the week: Numbers and statistics!! (I'm actually
not being sarcastic about that. A lot of fans enjoy this sort of
thing.)
We begin with the Clash of Styles
Tournament and the Representatives are beginning to drop.
Results:
As of 192
1.
Hardcore: Tanaka Kenichi (8/3)
2.
Specialists: Sammy Nix (6/3)
3.
Powerhouse: HAKAISHA! (5/3)
4.
Tiger Style: Black Tiger III (4/3)
4.
Technical: Kid Canada (4/3)
5.
Lucha Libre: Ma-Ji-Ku (3/3)
6.
Strong Style: Yamada Jiro (0/3) X
6.
Brawler: Luke James (0/3) X
The X indicates that both Yamada
Jiro and Luke James have been mathematically eliminated from the
tournament. All eliminated Representatives will wrestle their
remaining matches. That means that brawling and strong style will
not be crowned The Ultimate Style of Professional Wrestling. I
really feel sorry for strong style, being saddled with such a
terrible representative.
This week Ma-Ji-Ku faces Sammy
Nix and HAKAISHA! takes on Kid Canada.
Moving on to the Danger Zone:
Wrestler
|
Win
|
Loss
|
Total
|
as of AWL 192
|
Jon Shina
|
3
|
-20
|
-17
|
DANGER ZONE
|
American Beetle
|
45
|
-58
|
-13
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Tanaka Kenichi
|
30
|
-40
|
-10
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Luke James
|
31
|
-40
|
-9
|
DANGER ZONE
|
El Rudo Rojo
|
36
|
-44
|
-8
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Mr. Smiles
|
1
|
-9
|
-8
|
DANGER ZONE
|
The AWL Rule Book clearly states
that wrestlers booked in other matches at the Season Finale (in addition to all recognized champions) are immune to Batsumania. As of
this writing, Tanaka Kenichi (the backstabbing prick) is penciled
into the CoS Tournament Final so is currently immune. But Luke
James, having just been mathematically eliminated, is not.
We should start getting
information on AWL 193 tomorrow.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
His word is LAW!
The shall be no Grand Championship Match this week. Why? Because I don't feel like allowing there to be one! That is the power you weild when you are...SUPERIOR!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
--Dr. Jigoku.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
--Dr. Jigoku.
Sunday, November 6, 2016
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Full Card for AWL 192
Hey
fans, Ryusensei here for the first time this week. The
AWL Commissioner is ready to take control of the company again and it
looks like the first step toward that goal is pumping out the next AWL
fight card.
AWL
192:
MAIN
EVENT
Project
鉄
(C)
vs. ????
AWL
Grand Championship Match
Open
Contract Challenge
2nd
Title Defense
No
notes from the Commissioner this week, so you'll have to put up with
me. As
we all read, this is how Dr. Jikogu is running the Grand
Championship. We have no idea who will step up to the
challenge...and face the consequences of failure.
Destroyers
of DOOM! (C) vs. Shin Jidai (3)
AWL
World's Tag Team Championship Match
7th
Title Defense
The
match that was promised last week not only finally happens, but it
will OPEN THE SHOW!
Shin
Jidai say they need the tag team titles as part of their plan to
defeat The Augments. But
they're going to have to go through one of the best tag teams we've
seen in a long time to do it. There's
just one problem. This match was supposed to happen last week when
all the participants were available. But it's not last week...
HAKAISHA!
(3/4)
vs.
Luke
James (0/4)
Clash
of Styles Tournament Match
Powerhouse
vs. Brawler
Ma-Ji-Ku
(3/4) vs. Tanaka Kenichi (6/4)
Clash
of Styles Tournament Match
Lucha
Libre vs. Hardcore
The
Clash of Styles Tournament continues and we are quickly reaching the
point of no return. Last week, Sammy Nix suffered his first loss in
the tournament meaning that he an Tanaka Kenichi are still tied for
the lead at 6 points apiece, though Tanaka could take the lead if
he beat's Ma-Ji-Ku this weekend. On the other side of the spectrum,
if Luke James loses this match, he will be mathematically eliminated
from the tournament because
he will no longer be able to earn enough points to earn his way into
the finals.
The
Empire (2) vs. Liga Cosmica (0)
Points
in Play
A
rematch from the 2016 Tag Matsuri as Liga Cosmica look to take the
first step on the road to another tag team title shot. Meanwhile,
the Brits try to secure their third and final point and earn a shot
against either the DoD or Shin Jidai.
Prince
Puma vs. Black Tiger III
With
Tiger Mask II nowhere to be seen, his friend and tag team partner
makes his return to the AWL Arena less then a week before facing Mil
Muertes in Grave Consequences. He faces the man who has sworn to
take Tiger Mask II's very soul...his mask!
Thursday, November 3, 2016
A SUPERIOR Way of Doing Things.
VICTORY!
Once again the AWL Commissioner shows his true colors. The coward
is so scared of the power at my command that he actually disbanded
the best four!!!!
Well,
as the new power behind the belt in the AWL, I have decided that my
champion will offer an open contract for the AWL Grand Championship.
Whenever I decide that the title should be defended, a contract shall
be placed on a table in the AWL locker room. The first wrestler to
sign, gets a title match.
The
AWL Commissioner WILL approve of this because he doesn't want his precious employees to be out on the street. So come all
challengers. Come and grab gold and glory!! The
first title match of the new regime will be THIS WEEKEND! But
I doubt any of you will be stupid enough to accept my offer.....now
that you all understand the risks.
--Dr.
Jigoku
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
The Commissioner Changes the Game.
Good
evening. I am the AWL Commissioner.
It
is my sad duty to inform you that Wonder Kid has a broken neck and
his doctors say he will never wrestle again. While
his impressively strong neck muscles allowed him to survive the
process, and with therapy he will walk again, his wrestling career is
over.
We
now know that Ma-Ji-Ku was correct. The monster that did this IS an
Augment! We also know that he will continue to attack anyone who
wrestles for the AWL Grand Championship and loses.
This
puts me in an impossible spot. I can not simply fire the Grand
Champion without losing the belt and forcing this entire company
(which many people depend upon for their livelihoods) to close. An
obscure Japanese law recognizes all deaths or injuries in the ring as
accidents so I can not
call the police. In
the end, I
can not in good conscience ask AWL Wrestlers to risk their lives in
this way. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I hereby
disband the AWL Best 4.
My
most sincere apologies to Ma-Ji-Ku, Hassan, Wyvern, and Lee Masters.
I hope they will find it in their hearts to forgive me.
This,
I have commissioned.
--AWL
Commissioner.
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