NEWS FLASH: I am an idiot!
OK explanation: I actually wrote out this weeks blogs in time, but for some reason I thought I'd posted them when I hadn't. So please pretend that this info dump was posted over the course of the week. We're wrestling fans, were at suspending disbelief for the sake of entertainment.
Wednesday:
After the debacle that was AWL
193, the AWL Commissioner has wasted no time in announcing the full
card for AWL 194. We already know a new open contract has been
issued and obviously we don't know who will be crazy or stupid enough
to accept it. But we now know the rest of the card.
Project 鉄 (C)
vs. ????
AWL Grand Championship Match
3rd Title Defense
Open Contract Challenge
Liga Cosmica (2) vs. The New
Classics (0)
Points in Play
Tanaka Kenichi (8/3) vs. Black
Tiger III (4/3)
Clash of Styles Touynament
Match
Hardcore vs. Tiger Style
Hasaiki vs. 一二三龍二
山田二郎 (0/3) vs.
Luke James (0/3)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Strong Style vs. Brawler
El Rudo Rojo vs. Mr. Smiles
Danger Zone Match
Thursday: Shin Jidai issues
challenge
At AWL 193 I made a mistake I
mentioned a challenge in the Tag Team Division. The challenge IS
happening, but it was not for public revelation. I apologize for my
indescretion. It will not happen again.
Fortunately for my continued
career prospects the AWL World's Tag Team Champions 新時代
have chosen to issue their
challenge formally:
Jigoku! We know you're willing
to break the rules to get what you want. And since the AWL
Commissioner seems to be going along with you on this (for some
reason) wed like to offer you a little challenge. You want the tag
team titles. We're willing to give them to you.
We hereby challange your Augments
to a match at AWL 200! We're willing to put up the AWL World's Tag
Team Titles on the line. No points needed.
But here's the catch: If we win,
Usagi Kick and Mahou Crusher are OUT of the AWL AND we
get an automatic match with Project Tetsu for the AWL Grand
Championship. That's right, all three of us...in a Gauntlet Match!
We await your answer.
--Wyvern
--Matt Classic Jr.
新時代
(Editors note: If Liga Cosmica
win their match with The New Classics this weekend, the luchadores
will be the #1 Contenders for the AWL World's Tag Team Titles. That
would presumably overrule any deal privately arranged by the
wrestlers.)
Friday:
First things first on today's
news update, the AWL Commissioner has weighed in on Shin Jidai's
challenge to the Augments for the AWL World Tag Team Championships.
The message was a very simple: "Absolutely not!"
Moving on to the actual news, AWL
193 created some ripples in the Clash of Styles Tournament:
1.
Hardcore: Tanaka Kenichi (8/3)
2.
Powerhouse: HAKAISHA! (7/2)
3.
Specialists: Sammy Nix (6/2)
4.
Lucha Libre: Ma-Ji-Ku (5/2)
5.
Tiger Style: Black Tiger III (4/3)
6.
Technical: Kid Canada (4/2)
7.
Strong Style: Yamada Jiro (0/3) X
7. Brawler: Luke James (0/3) X
Even though they are both
eliminated from the tournament, James and Yamato will face each other
this weekend for pride and honor. If Kid Canada loses his next match
or if one more wrestler earns more than 8 points, he too will be
eliminated.
Remember, at the end of the round
robin section of the tournament, the two wrestlers with the highest
point totals (after any necessary tie breakers) will fight one last
time at AWL 200 in the Tokyo Dome for the Golden Opportunity,
¥1,000,000, and the
title of Master of the Ultimate Style!
On the other side of the roster,
last week also impacted the Danger Zone:
Wrestler
|
Win
|
Loss
|
Total
|
as of AWL 193
|
Jon Shina
|
3
|
-20
|
-17
|
DANGER ZONE
|
American Beetle
|
45
|
-58
|
-13
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Tanaka Kenichi
|
30
|
-41
|
-11
|
DANGER ZONE
|
El Rudo Rojo
|
35
|
-45
|
-10
|
DANGER ZONE
|
Mr. Smiles
|
1
|
-10
|
-9
|
DANGER ZONE
|
With Tanaka Kenichi currently
immune as the leader of the Clash of Styles Tournament. Shina,
Beetle, Rojo and Smiles are at risk of losing their jobs. Jon Shina
is locked in the Danger Zone as there are no longer enough
episodes between here and the finale for him to save himself. With
his win last week, Luke James saved himself (for the moment).
The story continues this weekend
at AWL 194!
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