Good
evening. I am the AWL Commissioner.
It
is my sad duty to inform you that Wonder Kid has a broken neck and
his doctors say he will never wrestle again. While
his impressively strong neck muscles allowed him to survive the
process, and with therapy he will walk again, his wrestling career is
over.
We
now know that Ma-Ji-Ku was correct. The monster that did this IS an
Augment! We also know that he will continue to attack anyone who
wrestles for the AWL Grand Championship and loses.
This
puts me in an impossible spot. I can not simply fire the Grand
Champion without losing the belt and forcing this entire company
(which many people depend upon for their livelihoods) to close. An
obscure Japanese law recognizes all deaths or injuries in the ring as
accidents so I can not
call the police. In
the end, I
can not in good conscience ask AWL Wrestlers to risk their lives in
this way. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I hereby
disband the AWL Best 4.
My
most sincere apologies to Ma-Ji-Ku, Hassan, Wyvern, and Lee Masters.
I hope they will find it in their hearts to forgive me.
This,
I have commissioned.
--AWL
Commissioner.
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