Monday, December 19, 2016
AWL 200: Season 10 Finale
AWL 200 pt.1: Season 10 Finale 投稿者 AWLBoss
AWL 200 pt.2: Season 10 Finale 投稿者 AWLBoss
OK, funny story. Turns out that if you stay up until three am two night in a row while sick in a desperate attempt to meet your self imposed deadline is a dumb idea. Specifically, after getting everything done you forget the single most important detail...POSTING THE FREAKING SHOW TO YOUR WEBSITE!!!
So yeah, these videos have been on Daily Motion for about a day now. But if you're reading this, then you probably don't care that much and you're here for the wrestling show. So please enjoy!!
See you next year four Season 11.
No, that wasn't a typo.
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Final Card for AWL 200!
The short version, both of the
changes to the card that have been teased this week have been granted
by the AWL Commissioner. The full and final card for the Season 10
Finale is as follows:
AWL 200 in TOKYO DOME
MAIN EVENT:
Project 鉄 (C)
vs. Chiba Akagi (IC)
AWL Grand Championship Match
6th Title Defense.
30 Minute Iron Man Submission
Match!
Dr. Jigoku BANNED from
Ringside!
HAKAISHA! vs. THUGLIFE田中健一
Clash of Styles Finals
Powerhouse vs. Hardcore
There MUST be a Winner!
Liga Cosmica (C) vs. The
Empire (3)
AWL World Tag Team
Championship Match
1st Title Defense
Tiger Mask II vs. Black Tiger
III
Lucha de Apuesta
Mascara contra Mascara
新時代 vs. The
Augments
Trios Match
Winner takes the Star of
Aztec!
Curry Man SPICY vs. Tiny
Last Man Standing Match
(Match to be cancled if Curry
Man SPICY is fired in Batsumania)
Curry Man Spicy vs. Jon Shina
vs. Mr. Smiles vs. American Beetle
BATUSMANIA
Friday, December 16, 2016
Promo mania!
Years ago, when I started
allowing (more like the AWL Commissioner MADE me allow) AWL Wrestlers
to use this blog to communicate with each other and the fans, I didnt
expect things to get this crazy. This isn't supposed to be pro
wrestling debate club, but that's just what it has become. For the
last few weeks Shin Jidai and Dr. Jigoku have been going back and
forth in on this forum. Today we have, hopefully, the final piece of
that puzzle:
Oh you weak minded fools! You
think Experiment 003 and 005 are my only Augments? HAHAHAHAHA! Of
course not!! There is another. One I created before even Experiment
001 (Editors note: Project Tetsu) that is working right under your
noses in the AWL today! Experiments 003 and 005 will be joined by
Experiment 000 for this little trios match. I hope you enjoy
fighting amongst yourselves!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
--Dr. Jigoku.
Ryusensei here again and WHAT THE
HELL DOES THAT MEAN! O you mean to tell me that there's another
Augment running around here and WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!????
While I look into this, you can
listen to the next AWL Wrestler who agreed to the next AWL Wrestlers
(that's right, plural) who have been given the chance to address the
fans directly.
HAKAISHA!:
This Sunday I will step into the
ring with Tanaka Kenichi to decide the Ultimate Style of Professional
Wrestling, Powerhouse or Hardcore.
You become a powerhouse wrestler
through hard work. Countless hours in the gym and even more hours in
the ring practicing how to hit your moves perfectly. Hard enough to
defeat your opponent, but not hard enough to cripple or kill them.
Its a delacate balance, but necessary if you want to do things the
right way.
Hardcore wrestling? There's
another word for that: Cheating! There's no sport in hiting people
in the head with furnature. There's no honor. Hardcore has always
been the escape for wrestlers who don't have the skil to actually
compete in the ring. I know powerhouse wrestling has a bad
reputation thanks to WWE, but at least we don't have to cheat to win.
This Sunday, there must be a
winner. That means Tanaka Kenichi will be allowed to use all of his
dirty tricks. But they won't work. I'm ready for you, I'm going to
crush you, and I'm going to do it the right way!
THUGLIFE Tanaka Kenichi:
(Translator's note: We really had to burn the midnight oil on this
one. Mr. Tanaka tried to write this in English. As most of you
know, his English is HORRIBLE! But we think we've got the jist of
what he wanted to say...maybe.)
Hardcore is thuglife! In a real
fight there are no rules. I have neve followed the rules. Breaking
the rulls made me the first AWL Grand Champion and breaking the rules
will win the Clash of Styles Tournament! HAKAISHA is just big,
strong, and stupid. Just like every other slab of meat that ever
fell out of the power plant, OVW, or whereever. You suck. I am
cool, you am fu*k!
Ryusensei here again, Tanaka
Kenichi may be an idiot, but he has also earned more points that
anone else in this tournament. So don't count the little dirtbag out
yet!
Tomorrow we reveal the final card
for AWL 200.
Thursday, December 15, 2016
One step closer to the dome!
We received two messages to relay
to you today. The first came on GWM (Global Wrestling Monopoly)
letterhead.
Black Tiger III has completed his penance and has been authorized to return to the AWL to compete at
AWL 200. After he defeats the false tiger and takes his mask, we
will begin negotiations for Black Tiger III's future championship
match.
--Miss X
That confirms that the second
ever Mask vs. Mask match WILL take place at AWL 200! Next, we have a
message from Shin Jidai explaining (and confirming) some things about
the mystical Star of Aztec:
Wyvern:
I honestly can't believe I'm
talking about this, but here we go. Azteckaizer Neo has agreed to
wager the Star of Aztec in a match against The Augments. But there's
only one problem. He has to compete. Apearently the magic mumbo
jumbo that makes the star work will allow it to be won or lost in a
wrestling match, but the guy who currently has it has to be in the
match.
Since that cyborg giant is
defending the title in the main event (Good luck Chiba, we're all
rooting for you!) Jigoku only has two minions to send against us and
neither Matt or I are backing down from this fight.
So yeah, the Star of Aztec is on
the line, but unless Jigoku can find a third man, it's 3 on 2!
Finally today we once again turn
the blog over to an AWL Wrestler to address the fans directly. Today
it's the Largest Athlete on the Roster, Tiny:
I've been in the AWL since the
very beginning. I think American Beetle and I are the only wrestlers
still active who were on our very first show on YouTube. I've been
AWL Champion, Tag Team Champion, and even Anarchy Champion. Now I
find myself without a dance partner on the biggest show we've ever
had.
It ain't been a good season for
me. For most of my career I've been a tag team wrestler. Then, all
of a sudden, I find myself without a tag team partner. I know I
haven't had much focus since. Yeah, I coached that Smiles kid to
his first win and I'm proud of that. But even after all the tag
matches and grudge matches and matches where we each supported other
wrestlers, I never got my hands on him in a real final one on one
match.
Well, that ain't gonna work for
me! I know my EX-partner Curry Man is gonna wrestler for his job in
Batsumania, and believe me I am NOT going to get in the way of
anything that would get that little idiot fired, but IF he manages to
survive I want him one on one. No partners, no managers, no
corner men, nothing!
At the last season finale, he
left me laying in the middle of the ring after our tag team title
match. This season, I want to return the favor. If Curry Man still
has a job, I want him...in a Last Man Standing Match!!
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
AWL 200 Card so far
OK Wrestling Fans, we are less
than a week away from AWL 200 in the Tokyo Dome. That means it's
time to reveal the official fight card as we know it so far.
Remember, this is subject to change.
AWL 200 in TOKYO DOME
Season 10 Finale!
MAIN EVENT
Project 鉄 (C)
vs. 千葉赤城 (IC)
AWL Grand Championship Match
6th Title Defense
Intercontinental Championship
Cash In
30 Minute Iron Man Submission
Match!
Dr. Jigoku BANNED from
ringside
Tiger Mask II vs. Black Tiger
III
Mask vs. Mask
HAKAISHA! vs. THUGLIFE田中健一
Clash of Styles Tournament
Finals!
Liga Cosmica vs. The Empire
AWL World's Tag Team
Championship Match
1st Title Defense
新時代 vs. The
Augments
3 on 2 Handicap Match?
Winner takes the Star of
Aztec!
Jon Shina vs. American Beetle
vs. Curry Man SPICY vs. Mr. Smiles
BATSUMANIA!
So far that's six matches over at
least two videos. Never let it be said that the AWL doesn't give the
people what they want!
Lastly today and for the rest of
the week, we're going to be offering the AWL Roster the chance to
speak directly to you, the AWL Fans. Up first is the #1 Contender to
the AWL Grand Championship and reigning AWL Intercontinental Champion, Chiba Akagi:
I've only been wrestling in the
AWL for about a year and a half now. It's my third season and I've
already done more in this company than I thought I'd ever do in my
career. I've fought and teamed with legends. I've wrestled in front
of huge audiences. Most importantly, I've been accepted by some of
the most diserning fans in professional wrestling.
This Sunday I'm going to step
onto the biggest stage of my career. I'm going to walk into the
Tokyo Dome and wrestle for the top prize in all of animated
wrestling. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous. I'm more than
that, I'm honestly frightened. Not by the venue of the fact that
this is a title match, but because for the first time in my life...I
matter.
I was always the kid in school
that nobody paid attention to. When I started wrestling I was "That
submission guy." Even when I made it to the big time of the AWL
in 2015, I figured I'd spend my career firmly in the midcard making a
good living, but always being that guy on the middle of the show.
The guy that maybe a few hardcore fans on the internet respected, but
never the one who got the title shots or did anything important.
But that's all changed now. Now
I'm the man on the front lines in the war against The Augments. And
make no mistake, this is a WAR! If I can take back the AWL Grand
Championship, I can deal a serious blow to the Augments. I will
matter.
I know the risk I take
challenging for the title. But it's a risk I'm more than willing to
take to make a difference.
--Chiba Akagi
(This message translated from
Japanese by the AWL Translation Team)
Monday, December 12, 2016
AWL 199: Second Double Shot Weekend Part 2
AWL 199: Second Double Shot Weekend Part 2 投稿者 AWLBoss
PS: We are NEVER doing two shows in one weekend again!
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Several notes and final ranks.
In the few hours or so since AWL
198, several important messages have come into AWL HQ that have
serious implications for the future of the AWL. The following
messages have been translated into English by the AWL Translation
Team as needed.
Chiba Akagi:
I have made my decision! Of
course, I want the match on December 18th in the Tokyo Dome at AWL
200!!
After speaking with the only
other wrestler to ever cash in the AWL Grand Championship, Hassan, I
have decided to take his advice and pick a match that plays to my
strengths. Therefore our match will have the following stipulations:
1. Dr. Jigoku is BANNED from
ringside.
2. The match will be SUBMISSIONS
ONLY.
3. The match will be a 30 minute
IRON MAN MATCH!
They call me the Scion of
Submission and not only do I intend to live up to that name, I intend
to prove you wrong. I believe...no...I KNOW that man can outlast
machine and I'm willing to be that you're going to be so exhausted and
warn down by the end of this match that nothing will stop me from
becoming the NEW AWL Grand Champion.
The second message we received appears to be completely unrelated and came from Curry Man...I'm
sorry, Curry Man SPICY:
Curry Man SPICY:
Konnichiwa! Ore ha Curry Man
desu. SUUPA SUPAISHI desu! Ore ando Buraku Taiga ha 2 pointo
ICHIBAN!! No tagu machi! No gudo!! AWL 200. Tokyo Dome. AWL
Ichiban! Curry Man Ichiban! Curry Man Fighto! Curry Man WINU!!
AWL 200 De...Tiny CHALLENGE!
Curry Man Big & Spicy no Ichiban! Tiny Big & Spicy no
NIBAN!! Curry Man SPICY noku Tiny daunn!!
(TRANSLATORS NOTES: First of all,
we're pretty sure this idiot doesn't speak a word of Japanese.
Second, what we think he said is that he's upset that he an Black
Tiger III aren't in contention for a Tag Team Title Match at AWL 200.
He then seems to challenge Tiny to a match to prove that he was
the strongest member of Big & Spicy.)
The final message we got last
night was from Dr. Jigoku. Now remember, at the time this message
was sent, the bad doctor did not know the stipulation chosen by Chiba
Akagi.
Well well well,since it looks
HIGHLY unlikely that the so called Shin Jidai won't be busy at AWL
200, I have decided to take them up on their offer to be destroyed by
my Augments. I will even honor their request to...remove...my
Augments if Shin Jidai can beat us. However, since they have no
titles to offer, they will have to put something else on the line to
make it worth my while.
If and when my Augments defeat
those foolish children, they must give me...THE STAR OF AZTEC!! That
little stone has been...a curiosity...to me for quite some time. I
think it's high time such a powerful artifact be granted to a
SUPERIOR owner.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Last thing, the final rankings in the Clash of Styles Tournament going into tonight's AWL 199:
1.
Powerhouse: HAKAISHA! (11/0)* Guaranteed to enter the Final.
2.
Hardcore: Tanaka Kenichi (10/0)
2.
Specialists: Sammy Nix (10/0)
3. Lucha Libre: Ma-Ji-Ku (9/0) X
4. Technical: Kid Canada (8/0) X
5.
Tiger Style: Black Tiger III (4/0) X
6.
Strong Style: Yamada Jiro (2/0) X
7.
Brawler: Luke James (0/0) X
That's all from AWL HQ for the
moment. AWL 199 comes at you in just a few hours. After that, we
should have a full card for AWL 200, so stay tuned right here to AWL
Wrestling for all the latest breaking news on the Animated Wrestling
League!
Saturday, December 10, 2016
I find myself in an interesting
position today. It's my job to bring you all the news you need to
know about the Animated Wrestling League. Foremost in that category
are the fight cards for watch of our shows. However, this is a Double
Shot Weekend and the results of Saturday's AWL 198 will directly
affect Sunday's AWL 199. So I'm going to give you what I've got and
hope you can forgive me for all the maybes.
AWL 198
MAIN EVENT
HAKAISHA! (9/1) vs. Tanaka
Kenichi (10/1)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Powerhouse vs. Hardcore
FINAL MATCH FOR EACH
REPRESENTATIVE
Ma-Ji-Ku (7/1) vs. Yamada Jiro
(2/1)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Lucha Libre vs. Strong Style
FINAL MATCH FOR EACH
REPRESENTATIVE
The final matches in the round
robin phase of the Clash of Styles Tournament. The Representatives
with the top two point totals will advance to the finals at AWL 200.
While it's impossible for either Ma-Ji-Ku or Yamada Jiro to advance
at this point, Lucha Libre vs. Strong Style is one of those matches
we started this tournament to see!
AWL All Stars vs. The Augments
Trios Match
Last weekend, Ganba announced
that the battle had offically begun. This week the AWL Commissioner
has made sure he'll get the chance as Ganba, Luke James, and Tiger
Mask II face off against Usagi Kick, Mahou Crusher, and the AWL Grand
Champion Project Tetsu!
The New Classics (1) vs. Liga
Cosmica (C)
Non-Title Match
Points in Play
Shin Jidai (1) vs. The Empire
(0)
Points in Play
The search for Tag Team #1
Contenders continues. While non-title matches involving the AWL
World's Tag Team Champions are highly unusual, the champions apparently requested the match from the AWL Commissioner personally. They
want to test themselves against what they called "the old
guard." I'm not sure how the Lee and Sammy feel about that, but
we'll find out on Saturday.
Curry Man SPICY vs. El Rudo
Rojo vs. Luke James
Danger Zone Match
Three of the slots in the dreaded
Danger Zone have already been decided. This match will give these
three men the chance to avoid joining Jon Shina, American Beetle, and
Mr. Smiles in the career threatening Batsumania Match.
Now it gets weird:
AWL 199:
MAIN EVENT
New Classics (2) vs. Shin
Jidai (2)
Points in Play
OR
Tag Team Gauntlet to determine
the #1 Contenders to the AWL World's Tag Team Championship.
We WILL have a tag team title
match at AWL 200 in the Tokyo Dome. If we finish AWL 198 with two
teams with two points, then that's the match for Sunday. If not
everyone will have a chance to claim the top spot in he AWL Tag Team
Division!
The Augments vs. Chiba Akagi,
Wyvern, & Ganba
Trios Match
The AWL Commissioner appears to
be on a trios kick this week. Chiba Akagi is the next challenger for
the Grand Championship and both Ganba and Wyvern have been heading up
two different factions opposed to the Augments. Could this be the
beginning of a super faction? Check out AWL 19 this Sunday and see
for yourselves.
???? vs. ????
Clash of Styles Tournament Tie
Breaker
MUST BE A WINNER
No idea if we're actually going
to need this match, but if there is a tie at the end of the round
robin phase of the tournament and we don't have a clear top two, this
match will settle things.
Tiger Mask II vs. Ma-Ji-Ku
Azteckaizer NEO vs. Jon Shina
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Friday, December 2, 2016
A late night message
Wrestling fans, late tonight
(Friday) via private special delivery, we received the following message from
easily the last organization we ever expected to darken the doors of
the AWL. Just read it for yourself:
To whom it may concern,
We officially withdraw the
wrestler known as Black Tiger III from all competition in the
Animated Wrestling League. Please find attached to this letter a
copy of our exclusive talent contract with Black Tiger III confirming
our authority to make and cancel bookings on his behalf.
Black Tiger III will not compete
again this season. Therefore he officially forfeits his
remaining matches in the Clash of Styles Tournament.
We would be willing to consider
negotiating a return to competition for Black Tiger III under one
condition: That the impostor known as Tiger Mask II agree to Lucha
de Apuesta—Mascara contra Mascara!!
We await his response to this
challenge.
--Miss X
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Full Cards for this weekend.
OK wrestling fans, get ready for
a lot of bold center aligned font! Because it's time to reveal the
full cards for both AWL 196 & 197.
AWL 196:
MAIN EVENT
Project Tetsu (C) vs. X
AWL Grand Championship Match
Open Contract Challenge 2
4th Title Defense
Sammy Nix (6/2) vs. Tanaka
Kenichi (10/2
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Specialist vs. Hardcore
Kid Canada (4/2) vs. Black
Tiger III (4/2)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Technical vs. Tiger Style
Shin Jidai (0) vs. The
Augments (0)
Points in Play
Hasaiki vs. Hifumi Ryuji
Pinfall Only
Jon Shina vs. Tiger Mask II
AWL 197:
MAIN EVENT
Project Tetsu (C) (if still
champion) vs. X
AWL Grand Championship Match
5th Title Defense
Chiba Akagi (C) vs. Mahou
Crusher
AWL IC Championship Match
Final Title Defense!
Luke James (0/1) vs. Kid
Canada (4/1 or 6/1)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Brawler vs. Technical
Final Match for both
Representatives!
Black Tiger III (4/1 or 6/1)
vs. Sammy Nix (6/1 or 8/1)
Clash of Styles Tournament
Match
Tiger Style vs. Specialist
Final Match for both
Representatives!
Hasaiki vs. Hifumi Ryuji
Hardcore Rules
Tiger Mask II vs. Curry Man
Tiny & Mr. Smiles (0) vs.
El Rudo Rojo & Bruce Hoyt (0)
Points in Play
DANGER ZONE MATCH!
WHEW! Anyone else tired after
all that? There's a LOT happening this weekend! By the time these
two events are over, we should have a much clearer picture of who's
going to fight for a Golden Opportunity at AWL 200. Also, with TWO
title defenses, it's possible Dr. Jigoku is getting a little too
cocky with his cyborg champion.
Let's see, what else do I have in
these notes?
Right! The AWL Commissioner has
authorized a best of three series between Hasaiki and Hifumi Ryuji.
As you can see, the first two matches will each feature a "home
field advantage" for one of the wrestlers involved. If it
becomes necessary the 3rd match in the set of three will combine
those two stipulations into one!
Last, but not least, Chiba Akagi
is set to face one of the Augments (at his request appearently) in
his fifth and final defense of the AWL Intercontinental Championship.
If Chiba wins, he will earn the right to cash in for shot at the
Grand Championship and finally some of the power around here will be
back in the hands of the AWL!
Going to be an interesting week!
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