Years ago, when I started
allowing (more like the AWL Commissioner MADE me allow) AWL Wrestlers
to use this blog to communicate with each other and the fans, I didnt
expect things to get this crazy. This isn't supposed to be pro
wrestling debate club, but that's just what it has become. For the
last few weeks Shin Jidai and Dr. Jigoku have been going back and
forth in on this forum. Today we have, hopefully, the final piece of
that puzzle:
Oh you weak minded fools! You
think Experiment 003 and 005 are my only Augments? HAHAHAHAHA! Of
course not!! There is another. One I created before even Experiment
001 (Editors note: Project Tetsu) that is working right under your
noses in the AWL today! Experiments 003 and 005 will be joined by
Experiment 000 for this little trios match. I hope you enjoy
fighting amongst yourselves!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
--Dr. Jigoku.
Ryusensei here again and WHAT THE
HELL DOES THAT MEAN! O you mean to tell me that there's another
Augment running around here and WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!????
While I look into this, you can
listen to the next AWL Wrestler who agreed to the next AWL Wrestlers
(that's right, plural) who have been given the chance to address the
fans directly.
HAKAISHA!:
This Sunday I will step into the
ring with Tanaka Kenichi to decide the Ultimate Style of Professional
Wrestling, Powerhouse or Hardcore.
You become a powerhouse wrestler
through hard work. Countless hours in the gym and even more hours in
the ring practicing how to hit your moves perfectly. Hard enough to
defeat your opponent, but not hard enough to cripple or kill them.
Its a delacate balance, but necessary if you want to do things the
right way.
Hardcore wrestling? There's
another word for that: Cheating! There's no sport in hiting people
in the head with furnature. There's no honor. Hardcore has always
been the escape for wrestlers who don't have the skil to actually
compete in the ring. I know powerhouse wrestling has a bad
reputation thanks to WWE, but at least we don't have to cheat to win.
This Sunday, there must be a
winner. That means Tanaka Kenichi will be allowed to use all of his
dirty tricks. But they won't work. I'm ready for you, I'm going to
crush you, and I'm going to do it the right way!
THUGLIFE Tanaka Kenichi:
(Translator's note: We really had to burn the midnight oil on this
one. Mr. Tanaka tried to write this in English. As most of you
know, his English is HORRIBLE! But we think we've got the jist of
what he wanted to say...maybe.)
Hardcore is thuglife! In a real
fight there are no rules. I have neve followed the rules. Breaking
the rulls made me the first AWL Grand Champion and breaking the rules
will win the Clash of Styles Tournament! HAKAISHA is just big,
strong, and stupid. Just like every other slab of meat that ever
fell out of the power plant, OVW, or whereever. You suck. I am
cool, you am fu*k!
Ryusensei here again, Tanaka
Kenichi may be an idiot, but he has also earned more points that
anone else in this tournament. So don't count the little dirtbag out
yet!
Tomorrow we reveal the final card
for AWL 200.
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