In the few hours or so since AWL
198, several important messages have come into AWL HQ that have
serious implications for the future of the AWL. The following
messages have been translated into English by the AWL Translation
Team as needed.
Chiba Akagi:
I have made my decision! Of
course, I want the match on December 18th in the Tokyo Dome at AWL
200!!
After speaking with the only
other wrestler to ever cash in the AWL Grand Championship, Hassan, I
have decided to take his advice and pick a match that plays to my
strengths. Therefore our match will have the following stipulations:
1. Dr. Jigoku is BANNED from
ringside.
2. The match will be SUBMISSIONS
ONLY.
3. The match will be a 30 minute
IRON MAN MATCH!
They call me the Scion of
Submission and not only do I intend to live up to that name, I intend
to prove you wrong. I believe...no...I KNOW that man can outlast
machine and I'm willing to be that you're going to be so exhausted and
warn down by the end of this match that nothing will stop me from
becoming the NEW AWL Grand Champion.
The second message we received appears to be completely unrelated and came from Curry Man...I'm
sorry, Curry Man SPICY:
Curry Man SPICY:
Konnichiwa! Ore ha Curry Man
desu. SUUPA SUPAISHI desu! Ore ando Buraku Taiga ha 2 pointo
ICHIBAN!! No tagu machi! No gudo!! AWL 200. Tokyo Dome. AWL
Ichiban! Curry Man Ichiban! Curry Man Fighto! Curry Man WINU!!
AWL 200 De...Tiny CHALLENGE!
Curry Man Big & Spicy no Ichiban! Tiny Big & Spicy no
NIBAN!! Curry Man SPICY noku Tiny daunn!!
(TRANSLATORS NOTES: First of all,
we're pretty sure this idiot doesn't speak a word of Japanese.
Second, what we think he said is that he's upset that he an Black
Tiger III aren't in contention for a Tag Team Title Match at AWL 200.
He then seems to challenge Tiny to a match to prove that he was
the strongest member of Big & Spicy.)
The final message we got last
night was from Dr. Jigoku. Now remember, at the time this message
was sent, the bad doctor did not know the stipulation chosen by Chiba
Akagi.
Well well well,since it looks
HIGHLY unlikely that the so called Shin Jidai won't be busy at AWL
200, I have decided to take them up on their offer to be destroyed by
my Augments. I will even honor their request to...remove...my
Augments if Shin Jidai can beat us. However, since they have no
titles to offer, they will have to put something else on the line to
make it worth my while.
If and when my Augments defeat
those foolish children, they must give me...THE STAR OF AZTEC!! That
little stone has been...a curiosity...to me for quite some time. I
think it's high time such a powerful artifact be granted to a
SUPERIOR owner.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Last thing, the final rankings in the Clash of Styles Tournament going into tonight's AWL 199:
1.
Powerhouse: HAKAISHA! (11/0)* Guaranteed to enter the Final.
2.
Hardcore: Tanaka Kenichi (10/0)
2.
Specialists: Sammy Nix (10/0)
3. Lucha Libre: Ma-Ji-Ku (9/0) X
4. Technical: Kid Canada (8/0) X
5.
Tiger Style: Black Tiger III (4/0) X
6.
Strong Style: Yamada Jiro (2/0) X
7.
Brawler: Luke James (0/0) X
That's all from AWL HQ for the
moment. AWL 199 comes at you in just a few hours. After that, we
should have a full card for AWL 200, so stay tuned right here to AWL
Wrestling for all the latest breaking news on the Animated Wrestling
League!
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