Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I
am the AWL Commissioner.
In my chosen profession as a promoter of professional wrestling I find
myself interacting with some…unique…individuals. American Beetle is one such
man…insect…whatever. Never before have I
seen such an abrupt change in anyone, wrestler or not. For years we have advertised American Beetle
as America Personified. I had thought
that this was simple wrestling hyperbole.
However, his complete shift in personality and tactics tell me that
recent events in the United States have affected him at a level deeper than
anything I could have imagined.
As you know, American Beetle has requested a tag team match for AWL
207. Well, I have someone that I want to
see get beaten up by Cage so why not. At AWL 207 American Beetle and Cage will
face Tanaka Kenichi and a partner of his
choosing in tag team action.
Additionally, after what happened during the 4-way match last weekend, I
have COMMISSIONED a rematch between Ma-Ji-Ku
and Prince Puma to take place this weekend as well.
Finally, the Animated Wrestling League Grand Championship shall be defended
in two weeks time. Therefore, all four members of the AWL Best 4 shall
compete in a 4-Way Match with the winner to challenge Sammy Nix the following
week.
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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