We received this…rather amusing message from “Thug Life” Tanaka Kenichi a
few hours after the AWL Commissioner’s weekly address yesterday:
It’s a bullshit! Nobody
patona!! THUGLIFE Golden Opportunity
GET! Tag team never.!.!..?
THUGLIFE 4EVA!!
Well, that made every English teacher on two continents vomit blood. What I think he’s trying to say is that he
hasn’t found a partner for the tag team match against American Beetle and Cage
this weekend. He might also be rejecting
the match and reminding everyone that he still has a Golden Opportunity from
winning the Clash of Styles Tournament last season.
In that case I’ll remind you that AWL Wrestlers are not permitted to refuse
to participate in scheduled matches. To
do so constitutes a breach of contract and can result in termination. Tanaka Kenichi will just have to work harder
to find a partner. In the event that he can’t,
I guess the match will go on as a handicap match. However, in that case, points will not be in
play.
We’ll have more on this
story as it develops.
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