The Animated Wrestling League was humiliated last week!
Myself, the AWL Commissioner, the Translation Team, and even the temp
workers nobody remembers ten minutes after they leave worked our collective
backsides off to put together a one of a kind tournament. Something that has never been attempted in
professional wrestling before (and probably never will again) and the AWL Grand
Champion LOSES IN THE FIRST ****ING ROUND!!!
Well, that simply won’t stand. The AWL Commissioner has decided that
Wrestler X simply can’t be allowed to remain at AWL Grand Champion any longer
than necessary. Therefore, the following
match has been announced for AWL 212:
Jack Butcher (#1) vs. Tiny (#2)
Rank on the Line
Winner faces Wrestler X for the title at AWL 213!
No matter who wins this number once contender’s match,
the king of gimmick infringement will have to channel his inner monster to keep
his belt at AWL 213.
While the Ultimate Summit was an embarrassment for the
AWL, it was yet another accolade in the career of easily the best Japanese
wrestler of the 2010’s, the Rainmaker Okada Kazuchika now has a Golden
Opportunity. The unquestionable right to
demand any match, any time, any place, any opponent, any stipulation and not
even the AWL Commissioner can veto it!
However, Okada is not the only man in the AWL with such
power. THUGLIFE Tanaka Kenichi also
holds a Golden Opportunity that he got for winning the Clash of Styles
tournament last season. (Golden
Opportunities do not expire.)
So, because he’s not above booking a match just
because it’s intuitive (and because we all enjoy watching Tanaka Kenichi
getting his ass kicked) the AWL Commissioner has done the obvious:
RAINMAKER Okada Kazuchika vs. THUGLIFE Tanaka Kenichi
Battle of the Bearers
And yes, this will be the main event of AWL 212.
Check back tomorrow for more news from the Animated
Wrestling League.
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