Thursday, May 31, 2018
Luke James challenges Ganba
Last
weekend, “Peacemaker” Luke James challenged Ganba to a match at AWL 240. Unfortunately, Ganba hasn’t been seen outside
of the opening montage since the Golden War.
While I have it on good authority that the AWL Commissioner wants this
match to happen, someone will have to find Ganba first.
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Season Finale Update
Time
for this week’s Season Finale Update:
AWL 240: Season 12 Finale
MAIN EVENT:
HAKAISHA! (C) vs. Big Foot (#1)
AWL Grand Championship Match
5th Title Defense
Akira Merune (C) vs. Usa-Chan (#1)
AWL Joshi Championship Match
2nd Title Defense
And
this match added this past weekend:
The Doombunny (C) vs. Frederick Victor
AWL Intercontinental Championship Match
World of
Sport Rules
3rd Title Defense
???? vs. ???? vs. ???? vs. ????
BATSUMANIA!
Next weekend we
will determine #1 contenders to the AWL World Tag Team Titles. Also, Luke James has cast down the gauntlet
and demanded a match against Ganba at the finale. Will the, er, former…I think…Japanese
Megastar respond? Find out at AWL 238.Season
Sunday, May 27, 2018
Saturday, May 26, 2018
Full Card for AWL 237
As
promised, here’s all the action you can expect tomorrow at AWL 237:
El Hijo del Ma-Ji-Ku vs. Green Ant II vs. Michael
Dunne vs. John Hero
Fight for 4
Jackie M. vs. Joya (#3)
Rank on the Line
Frederick Victor vs. The Doombunny
World of Sport Rules
Non-Title Match
This’ll
shut him up! The AWL Commissioner has
absolutely had it with Victor’s complaining about losing his IC Title Match at
the Golden War. This is an
ultimatum. If Frederick Victor wins, he
gets his damn World of Sport IC Title Match at AWL 240. If not, he will be BANNED from challenging
for the AWL Intercontinental Championship for an entire YEAR!!
The Augments (2) vs. T49P (1)
Points in Play
Big Time Thug S (0) vs. Liga Cosmica (0)
2 Point/20 Minute Match
We’re
still looking for challengers for Tiger Mask W’s AWL World Tag Team Titles at
AWL 240. If The Augments can earn their
third point, they’ll make that challenge.
However, if not, we’ll have two teams with two points ready to face each
other in a #1 Contender’s Match next week.
Matt Classic Jr. (OOX) vs. Cage
Test of Ten Match 6
Matt
Classic Jr. is half way through the Test of Ten and the competition is heating
up. The AWL Commissioner has decided to
make Matt climb a human mountain. The
Titan of the Temple. The Machine. They call him…Cage!
Friday, May 25, 2018
Best 4 Situation
The current Best 4 rankings are as
follows:
Grand Championship: Joshi Championship:
1. Big Foot 1.
Usa-Chan
2. Luke James 2. Athena Jane
3. Hassan 3.
Joya
4. TBD 4.
TBD
It’s time to fill those empty slots. The AWL Commissioner has booked two matches
for this weekend at AWL 237. The first
is for the men and shows that the AWL really IS a land of opportunity and that
isn’t a catchphrase.
El Hijo del Ma-Ji-Ku vs. Green Ant II vs. Michael
Dunne vs. John Hero
Fight for 4
These four rookies are being given a HUGE
chance to completely change their careers.
Furthermore, it’s an elimination match so a maximum of 3 victories in
the AWL Win-Loss records are available.
Over in the Joshi division, it’s a little more complex.
Jackie M. vs. Joya (#3)
Rank on the Line
If Jackie M. wins this match, she will
enter the Best 4 at #3 (Joya would, in that case, be reduced in rank for losing
to an unranked wrestler). However, if
Joya wins, she not only stays in the Best 4, she will advance in rank and we
determine a #4 contender next week.
Those will be your
main event and semi final for this weekend.
I’ll be back tomorrow with the full card for AWL 237.
Season Finale card so far
We
are one month away from AWL 240: The Season 12 Finale and the card is beginning
to take shape with the main event confirmed this past weekend:
HAKAISHA! (C) vs. Big Foot (#1)
AWL Grand Championship Match
5th Title Defense
Additionally,
the newly minted AWL Joshi Championship will also be on the line:
Akira Merune (C) vs. Usa-Chan (#1)
AWL Joshi Championship
2nd Title Defense
As
per AWL custom, the AWL Tag Team and Intercontinental titles will also be
contested for at the season finale…presuming suitable challengers can be
found. More matches are sure to be
announced in the coming weeks so stay tuned to this very blog for all the news
from the Animated Wrestling League.
Sunday, May 20, 2018
Saturday, May 19, 2018
Champion and Challenger
All comments are translated from the original Japanese by the AWL
Translation Team.
Akira Merune:
This
is an amazing feeling. I’m thankful to
everyone who helped me get to this place.
But now I must focus on being a fighting champion. I will accept all challengers eagerly. Dragoness is a friend of mine and we’ve
trained together at the AWL Dojo many times.
I look forward to the match. May
the best woman win.
Dragoness:
Akira
Merune is a fantastic wrestler. I’m
going into this match with a clear game plan.
I have to wrestle my kind of
match and prevent her from wrestling hers. If she catches me in one of those weird
submissions of hers, I’m in big
trouble. But if I can nail her with the
Dragon Drop, you’ll be looking at the NEW AWL Joshi Champion! See you tomorrow Akira-san. Let’s tear the house down!
Friday, May 18, 2018
Danger Zone Update
The
AWL’s Danger Zone System occasionally throws us a major curveball.
Wrestler
|
Win
|
Loss
|
Total
|
as of AWL 235
|
Tanaka Kenichi
|
40
|
-55
|
-15
|
GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
|
Mr. Smiles
|
7
|
-19
|
-12
|
|
Cage
|
3
|
-12
|
-9
|
|
El Rudo Rojo
|
42
|
-50
|
-8
|
|
Luke James
|
41
|
-49
|
-8
|
The
curveball is that Luke James, currently teetering on the edge of the Danger
Zone…is also the #1 Contender in the AWL Best 4. He should
be safe from the Danger Zone by virtue of being in the main event of the Season
Finale. However, the AWL Commissioner
doesn’t want to give The Peacemaker a free pass out of the zone and doesn’t
want to condemn El Rudo Rojo without a fair chance to save himself. Therefore, at AWL 236, we will hopefully get
some clarity on this.
Mr. Smiles vs. Cage
Danger Zone Match
Luke James (#1) vs. El Rudo Rojo
Danger Zone Match
Rank on the
Line!
If
Luke James loses this match, not only will he fall into the Danger Zone, he
will also lose rank. The landscape of the AWL Grand Championship
picture will be up in the air at AWL 236!
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Test of Ten Update
Shin
Jidai failed to capture the AWL World Tag Team Titles at Golden War 2018. Fortunately, they have another path to a
title shot. The Test of Ten continues
this weekend at AWL 236:
Matt Classic Jr. (OOX) vs. Frederic Victor
Test of Ten Match #5
As you can probably guess, Frederic Victor
STILL won’t shut up about how he “knows he can beat The Doombunny in a World of
Sport Rules Match.” So, the AWL
Commissioner (in another attempt to shut him up) is putting him in the Test of
Ten. If Frederic Victor can beat Matt
Classic Jr. in an AWL Rules match, he can have his bloody WoS IC Title Match at
AWL 240. Frankly, I don’t see it
happening.
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Tag Team Division
Another
week, another set of tag teams searching for 3 points.
The Augments (1) vs. The Golden Duo (1)
Points in Play
HAKAISHA!
has defeated Project Tetsu 2.0 TWICE to retain his AWL Grand Championship. Will the Iron Project fair better with a
modern day Frankenstein’s Moster by his side?
Both teams enter the match with 1 point so one team will advance and the
other goes home from the AWL Arena with nothing!
Big Time Thug S (0) vs. Liga Cosmica (0)
Points in Play
Estralla
Dorada and Big Foot are one and one against each other in recent weeks. Since they’re both tag team specialists (if
only technically so in Big Foot’s case), let’s have the teams hash it out.
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
No time like the present.
We
now have an AWL Joshi Best 4. That’s a
good enough reason to make this match:
Akira Merune (C) vs. Dragoness (#1)
AWL Joshi Championship Match
1st Title Defense
It
should go without saying that this will be the main event of AWL 236. In
other singles action, after losing to “Liger” last weekend, Ma-Ji-Ku has
requested and been granted a rematch…and it’ll be a GRUDGE MATCH:
Ma-Ji-Ku vs. “Liger”
GRUDGE MATCH!
For
those who may not know, a grudge match means that anything goes, there must
be a winner, and there will be no
record of this match in the AWL Win-Loss Records. No DQ, no count out, falls count anywhere,
and no time limit! Ma-Ji-Ku’s pride as a wrestler has been
damaged and there must be satisfaction.
Sunday, May 13, 2018
Saturday, May 12, 2018
Full Card for AWL 235
AWL 235: Joshi Best 4
MAIN EVENT:
Athena Jane vs. Dragoness vs. Usa-chan
Ranking Match
Ma-Ji-Ku vs. “Liger”
The Golden Duo (0) vs. The Empire (0)
Points in Play
Estrella Dorada vs. Big Foot (#2)
Rank on the Line
Matt Classic Jr. (OOX) vs. Hasaiki
Test of Ten Match #4
Joshi Battle Royal!
Fight for 4
Leading Men w/X (0) vs. A & W w/L (0)
Points in Play
Friday, May 11, 2018
Tag Team Matches for AWL 235.
This
weekend, at AWL 235, we’ll have two matches in the AWL Tag Team Division and a
singles match that spins directly out from the Tag Team Gauntlet Match a few
weeks ago:
The Golden Duo (0) vs. The Empire (0)
Both
HAKAISHA! and the Doombunny defended their championships at the Golden
War. However, The Empire’s Frederic
Victor has been sending messages to the AWL Commissioner for every day since
demanding a rematch under World of Sport rules.
I don’t see it happening, but hopefully this tag team match will shut
him up.
The Leading Men (0) vs. The Young Dragons (0)
The
newest (and possibly strangest) tag team in AWL history, Da Glow Guy and Da
Monki Guy, made their debut in the Tag Team Gauntlet Match…and got their asses
kicked. Apparently, they also have a
manager that will be in their corner this weekend. I have no idea who it is.
Estrella Dorada vs. Big Foot (#2)
Rank on the Line
Probably
the biggest in-ring “Holy ****!” moment of the Tag Team Gauntlet Match was
Estrella Dorada of Liga Cosmica absolutely MANHANDELING the giant Big
Foot! With Golden War in the books, we
have time to revisit this shocker in a one on one match. Since Big Foot is the #2 Contender in the AWL
Best 4, his rank is on the line and Estrella Dorada has the chance to forge his
path to the AWL Grand Championship.
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Commissioner Addresses the Fake Liger
Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
I
am the AWL Commissioner. It is my sad
duty to apologize to each and every fan of the Animated Wrestling League. At the 2018 edition of the Golden War, we
advertised a match between Ma-Ji-Ku and Jushin Thunder Liger. The man who competed in the ring was NOT Jushin
Thunder Liger, but a fraud with a similar body type and a good costume.
It
is my preference to strike that match from the record books. However, Ma-Ji-Ku has insisted that I not
only allow the match result to stand, but that I offer the false Liger an
Animated Wrestling League Contract!
While I cannot claim to read the mind of the Warrior of Light, I
appreciate the desire to right a wrong in the crucible of combat. Therefore, I am offering the man representing
himself as “Jushin Thunder Liger” a position on the Animated Wrestling League
Roster…at the LOWEST pay rate I have ever offered. Seriously, the Young Dragons, Michael Dunne,
and John Hero are all making more than this charlatan.
This
weekend at AWL 235, in a rematch from the Golden War, this “Jushin Thunder
Liger” will face a very angry Warrior of Light.
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
Setting things up.
Golden
Week and the Golden War are both in the history books. Super Cards are always newsworthy, but the biggest this year is that we now have 4
active championships in the AWL!
Congratulations to the Mistress of 1000 Holds, Akira Merune on becoming
the first ever AWL Joshi Champion.
Now
that we have a champion, we need challengers.
The AWL Commissioner has decided that the women will be treated
identically to the men. The means an AWL
Joshi Best 4! The top three members will
be Dragoness, Athena Jane, and Usa-Chan.
Their specific ranks will be set in this weekend’s AWL 235 Main Event:
Dragoness vs. Usa-Chan vs. Athena Jane
Ranking Match!
The
4th and final member of the AWL Joshi Best 4 will be determined by…
8 Woman Over the Top Rope Battle Royal!
The
AWL Joshi Division takes its rightful place in the Animated Wrestling League!
Saturday, May 5, 2018
Thursday, May 3, 2018
Full Card for AWL Super Card Golden War 2018
Golden
War 2018 is less than 48 hours away! We
have the full card including every match in the AWL vs. NJPW Series!
MAIN EVENT:
Athena Jane vs. Dragoness vs. Akira Merune vs.
Usa-chan
AWL Joshi Championship Ladder Match
It’s
a match that’s been months in the making, 4 of the best female wrestlers in the
world today will fight to climb the ladder of success and become the first ever
AWL Joshi Champion. There will be many
future champions, but only one can be first.
HAKAISHA (C) vs. Project 鉄 2.0 (#1)
AWL Grand Championship Match—4th Title
Defense
An
unusual match for many reasons. Not only
is it unusual to see the Grand Championship defended in anything other than the
main event, it’s virtually unheard of for anyone to challenge for the Grand
Championship twice in a row. But that’s exactly
what Project Tetsu earned the right to do after running the table in the 4-way
reshuffle match last weekend.
HAKAISHA,
on the other hand, is looking to continue his V6 Project and set a new record
for the most title defenses in a single title reign. The current record holder with 5
defenses? Project Tetsu!
HAKAISHA
has beaten Project Tetsu before. Project
Tetsu has beaten HAKAISHA before. Who
will come out on top as the AWL Grand Champion?
Tiger Mask W (C) vs. 新時代 (3)
AWL World’s Tag Team Championship Match—1st
Title Defense
After
surviving the longest match in AWL History, Wyvern and Azteckaizer NEO have more
than earned the right to face the new AWL World’s Tag Team Champions in their
first title defense. The 3-Point System
ensures that every set of challengers are qualified to be champions. Will the Unified School of the Tiger Style be
enough to meet the challenge of the New Generation?
AWL vs. NJPW Series:
Ganba vs. Okada Kazuchika
Non-Title Match
Two
of the best wrestlers in Japan today. The
most decorated AWL Champion in history versus the objectively greatest IWGP
Heavyweight Champion in history. There’s
only one statistic that matters here: Ganba has NEVER beaten Okada one on one.
AWL vs. NJPW Series:
T49P (0) vs. Golden*Lovers (2)
Points in Play
Thanks
to a time limit draw, the Golden Lovers came away from the Tag Team Gauntlet
with 2 points. If they win this match,
not only do they earn a victory for New Japan, they write their ticket to a
title match against either Tiger Mask W or T49P.
AWL vs. NJPW Series:
Ma-Ji-Ku vs. Jushin Thunder Liger
THIS! This is the match I want to see!! Two legends, both they undisputed #1 masked
wrestler of their respective promotion.
They have never faced each other one on one. In two days, that changes and we all get the
opportunity to witness it! Nuff said!
AWL vs. NJPW Series:
Chiba Akagi vs. Will Osprey
Non-Title Match
Last
weekend, Chiba Akagi (who I think we need to start calling the One Man Tag
Team) forced the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion to tap out to the manji-gatame. But, that was an Atomicos Match. This will be one on one. If Chiba Akagi can replicate the feat, I
smell a title shot in his future.
Doombunny (C) vs. Frederic Victor
AWL Intercontinental Championship Match—2nd
Title Defense.
Even
though it’s been under his self-imposed system of rules, it’s technically
accurate to say that Frederic Victor has been winning a lot of matches lately. That hopefully explains the AWL Commissioner’s
reasoning in booking this last-minute IC title match. All titles must be defended at the Golden War,
so now we have fulfilled that requirement.
Until the show, have a happy Golden Week!
Wednesday, May 2, 2018
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