Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
I
am the AWL Commissioner. It is my sad
duty to apologize to each and every fan of the Animated Wrestling League. At the 2018 edition of the Golden War, we
advertised a match between Ma-Ji-Ku and Jushin Thunder Liger. The man who competed in the ring was NOT Jushin
Thunder Liger, but a fraud with a similar body type and a good costume.
It
is my preference to strike that match from the record books. However, Ma-Ji-Ku has insisted that I not
only allow the match result to stand, but that I offer the false Liger an
Animated Wrestling League Contract!
While I cannot claim to read the mind of the Warrior of Light, I
appreciate the desire to right a wrong in the crucible of combat. Therefore, I am offering the man representing
himself as “Jushin Thunder Liger” a position on the Animated Wrestling League
Roster…at the LOWEST pay rate I have ever offered. Seriously, the Young Dragons, Michael Dunne,
and John Hero are all making more than this charlatan.
This
weekend at AWL 235, in a rematch from the Golden War, this “Jushin Thunder
Liger” will face a very angry Warrior of Light.
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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