Good
evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.
This
week I am as excited as I have been in a long time. Not only do we
have an intreging main event for Sunday's AWL 153 event, but this
Monday, Oct. 12 will be the next AWL Super Card: Tag Matsuri 2015! I
shall announce the full card for that special event tomorrow, but the
main event should be.....amusing.
For
Tag Matsuri 2015:
MAIN
EVENT
Bullet
Club (C) vs. ???? (3 or 4)
AWL
World Tag Team Championship Match
2nd
Title Defense
The challengers shall be decided
the previous evening at AWL 153:
For
AWL 153:
Bullet
Club (Omega/Hall) (0) vs. Los Neko Grande (1)
3
Point/20 Minute Match
I am fully aware of Bullet Club's
little plan to ruin my tag team division and I have no intention of
letting it happen. If Mr. Hall and Mr. Omega win their match on
Sunday, they WILL cash in their points on Monday. Of course, the
same shall apply to Los Neko Grande.
However,
I am, under the appropriate circumstances, more than willing to grant
the requests of my wrestlers. In this case it amuses me to grant the
request of that disrespectful little snot El Rudo Rojo. But do not
blame me if you wind up in the hospital or (heaven forfend) unable to
defend your title next week.
For
AWL 153:
El
Rudo Rojo vs. Captain AWL
GRUDGE
MATCH
Finally,
and I apologize for holding such significant news until the end, but
I am hereby suspending the AWL Best
4 for the remainder of the season! The current Best 4 is:
1.
Dragon
2.
Luke James
3.
Big Ben Nelson
4.
RAINMAKER Okada
And
before anyone asks, I was required to add Okada to the Best 4 as an
apology to New Japan Pro Wrestling over that whole A.J. Style affair.
The
AWL Best 4 shall be renewed in Season 9 and shall apply to the soon
to be created AWL Grand Championship. The first members of this new
Best 4 shall be determined by...The New Year's Tournament!
THIS!
I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--XOXO
AWL Commissioner
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