Good
evening ladies and gentlemen, I am the AWL Commissioner.
I
have been promoting professional wrestling for 15 years and sometimes
I feel like I have seen everything there is to see. It is not often
in this business that I find myself truly surprised. Such an emotion
has truly been my experience in the last few weeks as Captain AWL has
risen to the exalted status of Champion of the Light Heavyweight
Division. While I still do not understand his hatred of El Rudo
Rojo, he has exceeded my expectations of him. I am impressed.
HOWEVER!
AWL 160 is just around the courner and I can not allow an untested
and unproven rookie to represent the Animated Wrestling League in the
Title Unification Match. Therefore I have COMMISSIONED the final two
challengers for the title to be of the highest quality. First, this
weekend, Captain AWL shall face the best of the Light Heavyweight
Division:
For
AWL 156
Captain
AWL (C) vs. Ma-Ji-Ku
AWL
World Light Heavyweight Championship Match
1st
Title Defense.
Furthermore, eight of the AWL's
best light heavyweight wrestlers will compete in singles matches this
week and next week the winners of those bouts will meet in a 4-way
match to determine the final challenger before the season finale.
THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
--XOXO AWL Commissioner
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