Saturday, October 17, 2015

Commissioner's Weekly Address

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I am the AWL Commissioner.

They say that the best laid plans of mice and men are bound to be misquoted. And in my case, the best booked series of matches are bound to end in a tie. And that is exactly what has happened in the Faction Gauntlet between Hassan and Yamada Jiro. Sometimes this job is difficult...and other times it's dead simple:
For AWL 154:
Yamada Jiro vs. Hassan
Faction Gauntlet Tie Breaker
Winner sets the stipulations for the Recognition Match at AWL 160

Additionally, the Tag Matsuri on Monday added some much need momentum to the AWL Tag Team Division. So, to maintain this forward trajectory, I have COMMISSIONED!! Two tag team matches for this weekend:
Big & Spicy (1) vs. The Muscle Hunters (0)
Tag Matsuri Rematch
Points in Play

HAKAISHA! & DOOMBUNNY (0) vs. Los Neko Grande (0)
Points in Play

Finally, I have found myself to be rather...perplexed by the current state of affairs. I am refering to the current number one contender to the AWL World's Heavyweight Championship, Luke James. It is troubling that the next challenger for the world title ALSO be in the Danger Zone. Therefore, the following match will happen at AWL 154 and you may be confident that Mr. James' rank is most certainly at risk.
Luke James (#1) vs. El Santo Azul
Danger Zone Match

THIS! I have COMMISSIONED!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


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