Friday, August 31, 2012

NOTE: The following message was dictated to Ryu Sensei by Matt Classic.  We were originally going to let Mr. Classic speak for himself but when he asked where the carriage return was on the laptop, we went with plan B.

Tiny needs to shut up.  Real men do not make excuses.  Yes, that scoundrel Reese screwed up the match, but a real champion would have beaten me regardless.  Simple fact: Tiny did not win the match.  He is not champion.  I am.

Unless he is eating a salad, Tiny should keep his mouth shut and fight like a man.  With fists not words.

I trust the AWL Commissioner to render a fair decision on this matter, but I am the AWL World's Heavyweight Champion.  Period.
                                                                                                      --Matt Classic
Hey there folks!  What's this BS about the Comish "investigating" the match last week?  He ain't gotta "investigate" nothing!  I was on top of that cage when that no good son of a b!tch Reese fell out.  Look, I respect Classic, all of us do, but he was nowhere near me at the time.  I should be AWL Champ right now.  If the Comish has the balls, he'll do the right thing and give me my belt!  Peace!
                                                                                                              --Tiny

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Re: AWL World Title

Attention AWL fans.  After the controversial ending of last weekend's AWL World Title Match, the AWL offices have been flooded with calls and e-mails from fans, wrestlers, agents, lawyers, police, and the media all demanding an official response and clarification from the company.

Please rest assured that a full investigation has been launched.  We are reviewing the tape, checking the rule books, and consulting with all interested parties.  The investigation is ongoing, therefore, we cannot comment at this time.

The AWL Commissioner himself will make a public address regarding this matter at AWL 26 next weekend.  Please hold all questions until that time.  Thank you.
                                                                                                                --Ryu Sensei

Sunday, August 26, 2012

AWL 25: Classic vs. Tiny


AWL 25: Classic vs. Tiny 投稿者 AWLBoss

As promised, the AWL is back up and running and it looks like keeping to a weekly schedule should present no obvious problems in the future.  Enjoy the show!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

PRESS RELEASE:

ATTENTION AWL FANS!

This weekend, at AWL 25, The Man Muscle Mountain Wonder Kid will cause shock waves to echo throughout the Animated Wrestling League.

During the recent hiatus, Wonder Kid has perfected a new finishing move that will propel him to glory and honor as the undisputed King of Animated Wrestling.

At AWL 25, Dragon will be the first in a long line of victims that will fall before the Man Muscle Mountain, the 20 Minute Titan, the soon to be AWL World Heavyweight Champion: Wonder Kid!
                                                                                                     --Yarina

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

I am back in Japan and the AWL is back up and running.  The next episode will be up this weekend and here is a sneak preview of the card for AWL 26: Classic vs. Tiny.

1. Team UK (1 Pt.) vs. Team World (0 Pt.)--WWE Match 3.

2. Maglubiyet Jr. vs. Shin Tora vs. Curry Man--Light Heavyweight #1 Contender's Match.

3. Team USA (1 Pt.) vs. Team Mexico (0 Pt.)--WWE Match 4

4. Wonder Kid w/Yarina vs. Dragon.

5. Matt Classic (C) vs. Tiny--AWL World Heavyweight Championship Match--STEEL CAGE MATCH!*


*Due to the violent acts of former AWL wrestler Bubba Reese, the steel cage is being used to ensure the safety of the competitors and to keep any uninterested parties out of the match.

                                                                                                                 -XOXO AWL Commissioner

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Real life rears it's head again.

Well, I'm sorry, but I have to place the AWL on another hiatus.  I must return to my home to attend a family funeral and deal with some personal business on that side of the planet.  The next episode of the AWL will be posted before the end of the month.

Thank you very much for your understanding and your continued support of the Animated Wrestling League.

RyuSensei

Sunday, August 5, 2012

AWL 24: The World is Waiting.


AWL 24 投稿者 AWLBoss

OK folks, tonight the World Warrior Expo begins!  5 Teams from across the globe with compete in the AWL's first ever Trio's Tournament.

Full Card for Tonight:

1. Shin Tora vs. Maglubiyet Jr.

2. Wonder Kid w/Yarina vs. Bruce Hoyt.

3. WWE Match 1: Team Mexico vs. Team UK.

4. WWE Match 2: Team USA vs. Team Japan.

5. Hassan vs. ????--AWL Anarchy Championship Match.