Saturday, September 30, 2017

WEEKLY DIVA DIRT

A new regular feature.  All the news you need from the GWM Diva’s Division!

First this week, GWM welcomed FIVE new Diva’s to the roster last week as Natsuko of the Kiseki*GIRLS defeated Athena Jane in what some are calling an unexpected upset.  We have word that Athena Jane has demanded a rematch but that Natsuko has declined, suggesting that one of her sisters take her place.

In surprising news, the GWM Diva’s Champion Queen Elizabeth has issued a challenge to AAA and Lucha Underground Diva Sexy Star!  From what my sources in the Diva’s locker room tell me, it all stems from Sexy Star’s unprofessional actions at a recent AAA show down in Mexico.  If approved, this will be a non-title match, but should the masked woman of wonder defeat the Queen of the Divas, then obviously a title match would be in her future.

Friday, September 29, 2017

IC Title Match Confirmed

It’s official!  The GWM Intercontinental Championship will be defended next Sunday!

Yellow Devil (C) vs. Yamada Jiro

This will be Yellow Devil’s first title defense since our recent broadcast expansion.  So, for those who came in late, Yellow Devil is a 2-time Intercontinental Champion who defeated Big Foot for the championship 2 months ago.  His previous title reign was 2 years ago.  He won it from Black Viper and lost it to former GWM Superstar Tiger the Dark.


In other news, the GWM Pacific Championship has been declared Vacant since champion Odin has not defended the championship in the last 30 days.  A new champion will be crowned as soon as possible.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

More Titles!!

DEVELOPMENTS IN THE US AND IC DIVISIONS

American Beetle will continue his A.C.E. (American Campaign of Exceptionalism) Open Challenge this week and he will face another worthy opponent.  The GWM United States Championship will be on the line.

And in the main event, one of the 4 Tigers, Big Tiger II will face both Japanese Superstar Yamada Jiro and the, heh heh…plucky…rookie The Mother Clucker in a triple threat match.  The winner earns a title shot against Yellow Devil for the GWM Intercontinental Championship next week.

It's that time again!

FUKUMEN WORLD TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCEMENT!

The GWM’s annual quest to find the best masked wrestler in the world is back!  On Sunday, October 29th, 16 of the greatest masked men in Sports Entertainment will face off in a one-night single elimination tournament.  The winner will not only receive the glory of winning the tournament, they will receive $100,000 (or the equivalent in their local currency based on exchange rates at 9:00am the day of the tournament) AND most importantly, a future championship match against Tiger the Great III!

Furthermore, I can announce that ALL FOUR Tigers will compete in the tournament!!


That’s right, even Tiger the Great III.  If the champion wins the tournament, he will earn the right to choose his own challenger for his next title defense.  He will have 7 days to make his announcement.

Friday, September 22, 2017

Title Match Announced!

GWM Universe!  Vengeance will be ours!!  Miracle 1 and Miracle 2 are cashing in their automatic rematch clause for the GWM Tag Team Titles.  However, since Silver Ant is not medically cleared to compete, GWM Authorities have allowed him to select another member of The Furies to act as co-champion under the Freebird Rule.


That championship match will take place this coming weekend at GWM WrestleMAX!

Monday, September 18, 2017

Episode Delay

Due to real life commitments, this week's episode of GWM WrestleMAX is being delayed until next week.  I apologize for any inconvenience.  Taking this additional week will allow me to build a bit of a buffer so hopefully this doesn't happen again.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

NEW United States Champion Crowned!

As part of our ongoing contract negotiations with new talent (Last seen being vacated by Big Tiger II as he moved up to the world title picture), Global Wrestling Monopoly has resurrected the GWM United States Championship and, as part of his new contract, awarded it to the latest Superstar to join GWM:

AMERICAN BEETLE!!

All of us at Global Wrestling Monopoly are overjoyed to have the hottest free agent in Sports Entertainment joining our brand.

Additionally, GWM United States Champion American Beetle has issued an open challenge to any international athlete (meaning any trained sports entertainer not born or living in the United States) to come to GWM and fight him for the US Championship.  American Beetle calls this his A.E.C.  American Exceptionalism Campaign.

--Miss X

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Friday, September 1, 2017

Full Card for GWM WrestleMAX 9/3/2017

Greeting GWM Universe!  GWM WrestleMAX will be heading your way this Sunday morning.

Unlike your smaller indy feds, Global Wrestling Monopoly has no “home base” arena.  We tour all over the world all year round.  The only way the members of the GEM Universe get to see a full show is to buy a ticket to one of our live events.  If you can’t afford the hottest ticket in town, fear not!  Because GWM WrestleMAX will bring you the best highlights and full matches from around the world and this weekend’s first episode is no exception.

Before I reveal the stacked card for this Sunday, I have some important news:

GWM Management (in consultation with YOUR World’s Heavyweight Champion Tiger the Great III) have decided to offer a limited number of contracts to former AWL talent.  While some…contractual obligations…were rejected by some of the less…visionary athletes, a fine selection of AWL competitors have taken our generous offer and will (over the next few weeks) make their debuts as GWM Superstars!

But enough about developmental, let’s talk about this Sunday’s Sports Entertainment:

GWM WrestleMAX 9/3/2017
FEATURED CONTEST:
Over the Top Rope Battle Royal
Winner faces Tiger the Great III for the GWM World’s Heavyweight Championship NEXT WEEK!
6 of the best Superstars in GWM today will compete for the privilege of facing the undefeated and undisputed GWM Champion.  Included in this massive match will be 3 of the 4 Great Tigers, Big Tiger II, King Tiger, and Tiger the Black!
Tiger the Great III set for singles action!
The champ will grace the ring with his presence and offer the GWM Universe the chance to see him showcase his skills!  Truly a honor to christen the first episode of WrestleMAX.
Miracles (C) vs. The Colony
For the GWM Tag Team Championships
Difficult as it may be to believe, the otherwise insignificant insects of Chikara pro wrestling (A minor sports entertainment organization from middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania) used the element of surprise and pulled off an upset win over the champs on the final AWL show.  Therefore the ants have earned a championship match.
Queen Elizabeth vs. Spring Tiger
Action in the Diva’s Division as the Queen of Sports Entertainment and GWM Diva’s champion faces the upstart false tiger in non-title action.
Yellow Devil in Singles Action
Rounding out this cavalcade of champions, the GWM Intercontinental Champion Yellow Devil will compete in non-title action against a debuting GWM Superstar.

Tune into this site Sunday Morning for the first ever episode of GWM WrestleMAX!

--Miss X